This one needs a product warning label

[Simon]

Originally Posted by Cleo

It's the Hansel and Gretel playpen.

I like that.

Originally Posted by Jim

...it could double as punishment to our Grandchildren

Just the threat of using it that way could say you a lot of hours babysitting. (But I know you love them and want them around.)

If my Photoshop skills were good enough to do it quicky, I thought that the warning label could have two side-by-side pics, one with the kid on the floor outside the 'playpen' and one with him on the floor inside. Nice red circle and line over the one marked "wrong."