What a fucking tool...

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by communicate

Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by communicate

Always let the asshole have the last word.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by DangerDave

|drunk|

Originally Posted by communicate

sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.

He's already here, shitdick.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by commvnicate

Always let the asshole have the last word.

Well, you heard it hear first folks:
Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.

[RonaldBiggs]

Dr B is a

RB

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Well, you heard it hear first folks:
Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.

what the fuck are you talking about you grubby little homo?

what PR0 ????? where is this PR0 you speak of?
fucking idiot...

It's fuckwits like you that used to be the school bully, butting yourself into every conversation because you think, like DrB, that the universe revolves around you, whilst everyone else actually learned something and made something out of themselves.

and now you are an adult, and i DO use that term loosely, you think you are still the man. my guess is your father probably used to beat the shit out of you for being a little smart ass, and that's where your inferiority complex stems from. well you know something, useless? you don't know everything, you don't have the answer to everything, you aren't even that bright... I would suggest that you probably have an IQ of a fucking field mouse at the very most, and a serious case of small man syndrome to boot.

your comebacks are not funny, nor do they have a point. you just trade blows like a punch-drunk boxer. you have your little fan club but that's not enough to win the round - you actually need intelligence to do that, which is something god really fucked you over on, isn't it? did you hate being the dunce at school? i could see you joining a gang or something so you don't have to stand alone... you would always have your homies at your side to spur you on. you live in a world of pack mentality, and you will die alone when the rest of the morons around you eventually grow up. but you won't, will you? you'll be a bald, retarded little hobbit the rest of your life.

|goodidea How about thinking to yourself, 'why am i even commenting on this whole issue?... I don't know the people involved, never met them, don't know if they are stand up people or not, this is not about me at all, maybe i should just take a backseat for a change instead of trying to be the DrB's champion and all round hero of the greenguy forum'...

Unfortunately I don't think you will take this advice... but hey! I don't fucking care what you do, buddy.. I'm off for a swim.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by communicate

what the fuck are you talking about you grubby little homo?

Gay bashing is not tolerated in this industry, so I'll kindly ask you to stop sounding your homophobia here.

Originally Posted by communicate

what PR0 ????? where is this PR0 you speak of?
fucking idiot...

On that shitty little toy shop of yours. You know, the one you were requesting to purchase traffic for...

Originally Posted by communicate

It's fuckwits like you that used to be the school bully,

Those here whom have met me are getting a chuckle out of this.

Originally Posted by communicate

butting yourself into every conversation because you think, like DrB, that the universe revolves around you, whilst everyone else actually learned something and made something out of themselves.

And we've stumbled upon another point of agreement, since I did quite admittedly butt into this conversation. Though I don't necessarily believe that the universe revolves around me - that's just silly. I don't have the gravitational force necessary for such a feat, so really, I can't make anything revolve around me. I do believe, as the Hopi did, that where ever I am, that point is the center of the universe. If everything else in the universe chooses to revolve around that point, well - there's nothing that I can really do about that.

Originally Posted by communicate

and now you are an adult, and i DO use that term loosely, you think you are still the man.

Wait, let me check. Yup, still got the twig and berries.

Originally Posted by communicate

...my guess is your father probably used to beat the shit out of you for being a little smart ass, and that's where your inferiority complex stems from.

Wrong again. He was too busy beating my mother. Bet you feel dumb. And I don't feel inferior at all - certainly not to you. I'm not here struggling to make a point. I'm just chatting. So, I'm not sure where this diagnosis is coming from.

Originally Posted by communicate

well you know something, useless? you don't know everything, you don't have the answer to everything,

This is true. I don't know why my balls itch so much or why finger nails grow. I also don't understand how a professed SEO cannot achieve a measly PR1 on a domain's root after six months of marketing and optimizing.

Originally Posted by communicate

you aren't even that bright... I would suggest that you probably have an IQ of a fucking field mouse at the very most,

Is my ignorance really that obvious? This is something I'll need to work on. I'm sitting here, watching my spelling and punctuation - editing and re-editing, yet I'm still appallingly ignorant. Damn.

Originally Posted by communicate

and a serious case of small man syndrome to boot.

First I'm the school bully, now I have a Napoleon Complex (that's the technical name for it, btw)? Speaking of boots, do Aussies refer to a car's rear compartment as a "boot" too? I once owned an '85 Jaguar XJ6 (I loved that car, even if you see it as some kind of validation of my Napoleon Complex - sorry, small man syndrome). Anyway, I always got a small chuckle when the owner's manual would refer to the boot. Of course, we stupid Yanks call that a trunk. But that was due to the fact that, in the days of the horse and buggy, a passenger's luggage trunks were lashed to rear of the buggy. But I digress...

Originally Posted by communicate

your comebacks are not funny, nor do they have a point.

Then I apologize. I'll work on the funny. I can't do much about creating a point though. You don't have any other purpose here other than simply insulting the good doctor and yet you expect ME to be the one with a point? That's not fair at all.

Originally Posted by communicate

you just trade blows like a punch-drunk boxer.

No one serves punch anymore. I like Guiness. Could you change that to Guiness-drunk boxer?

Originally Posted by communicate

you have your little fan club but that's not enough to win the round - you actually need intelligence to do that, which is something god really fucked you over on, isn't it?

I'm an aethiest - so I fucked him right back.

Originally Posted by communicate

did you hate being the dunce at school? i could see you joining a gang or something so you don't have to stand alone...
you would always have your homies at your side to spur you on. you live in a world of pack mentality, and you will die alone when the rest of the morons around you eventually grow up. but you won't, will you? you'll be a bald, retarded little hobbit the rest of your life.

What, are you like 15, 16 years old? Same old blah bla-fucking-blah over and over again. Seriously, you're beginning to bore me. You argue like a chimpanzee. Throw some poo. Jerk off. Throw more poo.

Originally Posted by communicate

How about thinking to yourself, 'why am i even commenting on this whole issue?... I don't know the people involved, never met them, don't know if they are stand up people or not, this is not about me at all, maybe i should just take a backseat for a change instead of trying to be the DrB's champion and all round hero of the greenguy forum'...

Trust me, lover, DrB doesn't need me to be his champion. I'm here for my own amusement. I, we - find you amusing. You're like a little rat racing through the labrynth in search of the cheese. Except, for this experiment, the rat has been shaved, has three broken legs, and one of the lab assistants ate the cheese. Poor little rat.

Originally Posted by communicate

Unfortunately I don't think you will take this advice... but hey! I don't fucking care what you do, buddy.. I'm off for a swim.

If you don't care, then why such a long and meaningless attempt at a retort? I care. I'm a caring kind of guy. I want you to like me, love me, rub cocunut cream on my testes while whispering, "I want to go camping".

Enjoy your swim!

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Gay bashing is not tolerated in this industry, so I'll kindly ask you to stop sounding your homophobia here.
On that shitty little toy shop of yours. You know, the one you were requesting to purchase traffic for...
Those here whom have met me are getting a chuckle out of this.
And we've stumbled upon another point of agreement, since I did quite admittedly butt into this conversation. Though I don't necessarily believe that the universe revolves around me - that's just silly. I don't have the gravitational force necessary for such a feat, so really, I can't make anything revolve around me. I do believe, as the Hopi did, that where ever I am, that point is the center of the universe. If everything else in the universe chooses to revolve around that point, well - there's nothing that I can really do about that.
Wait, let me check. Yup, still got the twig and berries.
Wrong again. He was too busy beating my mother. Bet you feel dumb. And I don't feel inferior at all - certainly not to you. I'm not here struggling to make a point. I'm just chatting. So, I'm not sure where this diagnosis is coming from.
This is true. I don't know why my balls itch so much or why finger nails grow. I also don't understand how a professed SEO cannot achieve a measly PR1 on a domain's root after six months of marketing and optimizing.
Is my ignorance really that obvious? This is something I'll need to work on. I'm sitting here, watching my spelling and punctuation - editing and re-editing, yet I'm still appallingly ignorant. Damn.
First I'm the school bully, now I have a Napoleon Complex (that's the technical name for it, btw)? Speaking of boots, do Aussies refer to a car's rear compartment as a "boot" too? I once owned an '85 Jaguar XJ6 (I loved that car, even if you see it as some kind of validation of my Napoleon Complex - sorry, small man syndrome). Anyway, I always got a small chuckle when the owner's manual would refer to the boot. Of course, we stupid Yanks call that a trunk. But that was due to the fact that, in the days of the horse and buggy, a passenger's luggage trunks were lashed to rear of the buggy. But I digress...
Then I apologize. I'll work on the funny. I can't do much about creating a point though. You don't have any other purpose here other than simply insulting the good doctor and yet you expect ME to be the one with a point? That's not fair at all.
No one serves punch anymore. I like Guiness. Could you change that to Guiness-drunk boxer?
I'm an aethiest - so I fucked him right back.
What, are you like 15, 16 years old? Same old blah bla-fucking-blah over and over again. Seriously, you're beginning to bore me. You argue like a chimpanzee. Throw some poo. Jerk off. Throw more poo.
Trust me, lover, DrB doesn't need me to be his champion. I'm here for my own amusement. I, we - find you amusing. You're like a little rat racing through the labrynth in search of the cheese. Except, for this experiment, the rat has been shaved, has three broken legs, and one of the lab assistants ate the cheese. Poor little rat.
If you don't care, then why such a long and meaningless attempt at a retort? I care. I'm a caring kind of guy. I want you to like me, love me, rub cocunut cream on my testes while whispering, "I want to go camping".

Enjoy your swim!

just to clear one little issue up for you, which you seem unable to grasp... wildnwicked.com has a PR5

not that pagerank is significant, but I get sick of your bs about PR0 or PR1...

your responses are slightly better this time around... did your mommy help you with that? or did you spend the last 5 hours typing that out?

Either way, I hope you enjoy the respect of your peers (YOUR peers, not mine) for your lightening fast responses and debonaire wit. Water finds it's own level, so you really do fit in with this forum... good to see the pack mentality is still working for you.

Anyway, write what you like after this, as I will be closing this account. I'm sure you can entertain your net-friends (pfft) for a while.

BTW, the US has more pedophiles, animal fuckers, rapists, serial killers and junkies than the entire population of Australia - congratulations on that..... keep up the good work... USA! USA! USA!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by communicate

BTW, the US has more pedophiles, animal fuckers, rapists, serial killers and junkies than the entire population of Australia - congratulations on that..... keep up the good work... USA! USA! USA!

Did you enjoy your swim?

[Useless]

At 6:46pm EST

Originally Posted by communicate

Anyway, write what you like after this, as I will be closing this account. I'm sure you can entertain your net-friends (pfft) for a while.

At 6:56pm EST

Originally Posted by communicate

So, let me end this by saying:

What a surprise that a homophobic, nationalistic cunt like you couldn't keep your word. And readying your next reply...

[GonZo]

Originally Posted by communicate

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!

FREE GREG LASARDO AND SCOTTPB!!!

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by communicate

no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

I know I am just an ignorant American hick but didn't he imply he was going to STFU in this reply?
|stfu|

spaz

[communicate]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

I know I am just an ignorant American hick but didn't he imply he was going to STFU in this reply?
|stfu|

spaz

yes, i was, but you idiots just make me laugh so much i thought i would continue... it's like looking at monkeys at the zoo.... sorry, i forgot to bring peanuts for ya.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by communicate

yes, i was, but you idiots just make me laugh so much i thought i would continue... it's like looking at monkeys at the zoo.... sorry, i forgot to bring peanuts for ya.

You're cute... if I poke you in the tummy will you giggle for me?


spaz