I almost puke when I open...

[tASSy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Ever the marketing professional, I would be remiss if I didn't point out the fact that, from a purely business sense, I would love to tug Tassy's pretty pink pigtails while slamming that sweet ass. I love the combination of geeky eye glasses and an expensive tit job too.

In other words, their newsletters evoke the response of "I'd hit that".

i love my geeky goggles and big expensive tits too. oh, and my ass.