Good Back to Normal Monday

[FanTC]

Welp, the jeep ain't getting repaired and I ain't getting a po boy for lunch.

It seems some mother fucker decided to use my paypal account to buy a bunch of video games from EA. I have cussed out 27 people now and still don't have my 809 fucking dollars credited back.

The bank has the charges pending but they can't kill the pending charges without Paypal, who has no access to the transactions. So I'm screwed out of access to 809 dollars until the charges drop off..

Lessons we learned this morning...

1. Don't expect to have a po boy at the beach
2. The old lady at the bank doesn't respond well to "Look mother fucker..."
3. You will be hung up on by Paypal if you say "You mother fucker, speak fucking English!"
4. Don't try to fuck a hippy out of his money unless you plan on being cussed up one side, down the other and twice up the center for good measure.

I think the rest of the day calls for doing nothing but smoking dope and plotting murder!

Now back to regularly scheduled morning banter..