At last a REAL football match between us. - Page 2

SheepGuy · 2007-09-22, 02:02 PM

Aaah ecchi, you're confusing that silly limey game where the girls run around in short skirts with short sticks chasing a small ball around a soccer field with hockey.

It ain't the same thing at all.
If real hockey was played without protection there would be far too many deaths on the ice. I don't think your schoolgirls hit like this

ecchi · 2007-09-22, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SheepGuy

I don't think your schoolgirls hit like this

You never had a sister did you? Believe me, not only do schoolgirls body slam as hard as that, they can hit harder. I'm not an ice hockey expert, but I don't think the rules allow smashing your opponent across the head with your hockey stick as hard as possible (without any head protection), schoolgirl hockey does (I think the rule goes something like "when the referee is not looking....").

And I can personally attest to the fact that it hurts (apparently there is another rule that goes "boys cannot hit girls, but thirteen year old girls can repeatedly beat their brothers about the head with a hockey stick..........when their parents are not looking).

bluemoney · 2007-09-22, 11:53 PM

I hope who ever the stupid fuck was who bought David Beckham has a recipt so thay can return "it".

Toby · 2007-09-22, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

I hope who ever the stupid fuck was who bought David Beckham has a recipt so thay can return "it".

I agree, but can we keep his wife?

ecchi · 2007-09-23, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby

can we keep his wife?

Yes you can, we don't want her back either. She may look good, but there is always the risk that she may try to restart her singing career again.

(Obviously I use the word "singing" in it's loosest possible definition.)

(And I also I use the word "career" in it's loosest possible definition.)

ecchi · 2007-09-23, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

I hope who ever the stupid fuck was who bought David Beckham has a recipt so thay can return "it".

I hope not, we don't want him back.
Caveat emptor - you bought him, you keep him.

Greenguy · 2007-09-23, 08:40 AM

We won? FUCK YEAH!!!!!

USA USA USA USA USA

ecchi · 2007-09-23, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

We won? FUCK YEAH!!!!!

USA USA USA USA USA

Oh, so now you care.

ecchi · 2007-09-23, 09:04 AM

OK, so this cannot be good politics. I just realised that my 1000th post was spent poking GG with a sharp stick. |shocking|

Toby · 2007-09-23, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

OK, so this cannot be good politics. I just realised that my 1000th post was spent poking GG with a sharp stick. |shocking|

Somehow, it seems fitting. LOL

Looks like

will be making a trip across the pond.

Bobc01 · 2008-10-07, 11:56 PM

We didn't call americans "Septic tanks" for nothing you know.

Rhyming slang for yanks but guess what septic tanks are full of

Greenguy · 2008-10-08, 09:46 AM

Timely.

2007-09-22, 02:02 PM	#1
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2007-09-22, 11:53 PM	#3
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2007-09-23, 08:40 AM	#7
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2007-09-23, 09:04 AM	#9
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	OK, so this cannot be good politics. I just realised that my 1000th post was spent poking GG with a sharp stick. \|shocking\|

2008-10-07, 11:56 PM	#11
Bobc01 Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 817	We didn't call americans "Septic tanks" for nothing you know. Rhyming slang for yanks but guess what septic tanks are full of