Happy Wednesday Morning

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

She looked at me and said "God is everywhere and everywhere is god. That's what it says." Then she goes on to say that she truly believes that and how so many times in her life, when she was feeling especially full of herself, snot would shout out of her nose and bring her down a notch. So I replied, "you weren't full of God. You were full of mucus."

The perfect gift for her.

[ponygirl]

good morning everyone

I see everyone's in fine form today, I hope this isn't going to be one of those days where the board keeps me from working

have a great one!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Cleo

The perfect gift for her.

Oh, that reminds me - the wife stumbled on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster last week.

The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://www.venganza.org/

It's my kind of religion. They have a chart which proves that global warming is due to the lack of pirates in modern society. After all, as pirates have died off, global temperatures have increased.