9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

[ArtWilliams]

That reminds me of a joke:

Two guys are walking along the street and they see a dog licking himself. One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The second guy says, "Don't you think you should know him a bit better"?

Originally Posted by GinaCochina

Even the lowest of the creatures in the animal world do not engage in those unatural practices.

That's funny. I have had a couple of dogs who would love to prove him wrong.