Happy Birthday Useless Warrior, froglist, codemonkey and Beatrix

Preacher · 2007-12-19, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

the guy who came up with the idea of pulling a cock out of chick #1's ass, blowing your load in chick #2's mouth, having her snowball it into chick #3's mouth, then having her spit it back into the recently fucked asshole of chick #1, and finally chick #1 cum farts it onto the tits of the girl who passed out on the couch earlier and has the word CUNT written on her forehead with red magic marker. (Wait- that sounds like how I would have described a Ponygirl or Preacher free site |shocking|)...

No, no, no...They've got to lick up the cumfart, without that, there's no payoff. We'll hire enough hookers for you to do all of the above in Vegas.

Being as it's your birthday, you should take the day off.

Have a good one!

docholly · 2007-12-19, 01:43 PM

UW..

After reading UW's gracious RESPONSE and Preacher's reply -- I fear that the Orleans and Vegas will NEVER ever be the same.

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm 37 today, which means I've already lived more years than I have remaining. I'm not one of those people who minds growing a little bit older each year, but I have one issue that I find troubling. I've hardly had any sex with teen girls during the first 37, so how likely is it that I'm going to get any in the next 30 or so? The outlook is grim. Thank the gods for pornography.

Thank you all.

I'm sure that Chris Hansen and Dateline will be happy to hear that..

Who knew I could get grossed out in a Happy Birthday thread... |raygun|

SheepGuy · 2007-12-19, 02:00 PM

Happy Birthday Useless!
You're in your "power years" now so buy teen sex when you want it

stuveltje · 2007-12-19, 02:39 PM

Happy Birthday UW

Trev · 2007-12-19, 02:58 PM

Happy Birthday UW.

And everyone else..

2007-12-19, 02:39 PM	#4
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2007-12-19, 02:58 PM	#5
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	Happy Birthday UW. And everyone else.. __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2007-12-19, 02:00 PM	#3
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	Happy Birthday Useless! You're in your "power years" now so buy teen sex when you want it __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.