Christmas Humor

[Simon]

I got a laugh from this one.

~tune of Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer~

Maxi was a big nosed reindeer,
all the other reindeer used to call him names,
they said he should be called concorde,
cause he had a hooter like an aeroplane.

Then one stormy winters night,
Santa called because,
"Maxi, we're in for a bumpy flight,
but you can cleave the air with your great big schnoz."

All of the other reindeer,
Shouted "hip hip hip" with glee,
"Maxi now we need you,
You're our friend temporarily."

So Maxi led Santa's sleigh through the winter storms, and brought
them to land in a clearing in the woods. "What's this Maxi?" said Santa,
"This isn't toytown." "No it's not," said Maxi, and he gave a low whistle
and out they came from the woods: The ugly duckling, the sissy duckling,
Rudolph and even the little white bull. And they grabbed Santa's Nazi Aryan
reindeer and wrapped them in chains and dragged them in front of Maxi.
And they said, "Maxi, which one shall we kill?" and he said, "Hoopla, all of
them."

Maxi the big nosed reindeer,
You've gone on a killing spree,
Cause all the other reindeer didn't understand,
Basic psychology.



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