Good Tuesday Morning

Greenguy · 2008-01-08, 10:33 AM

Good Tuesday Peoples

I was getting some crap ready for Vegas & realized that I have 4 pairs of pants - 3 green cargo type & 1 pair of jeans (with a nice hole in the thigh) I'm going to Vegas for 7 days......that's a lot of Cranky Ass! So The Bitch is making me go shopping for new pants today (I have plenty of t-shirts, most of which say O & A on them)

We also have to go to the bank & cash in the old change jar - every penny counts when you gamble & loose as much as we do

Useless · 2008-01-08, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

So The Bitch is making me go shopping for new pants today (I have plenty of t-shirts, most of which say O & A on them)

My wife made me buy new socks - and she's not even coming with me! What does she care if my feet stink?

Greenguy · 2008-01-08, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

My wife made me buy new socks - and she's not even coming with me! What does she care if my feet stink?

I have 2 for this:

1 - She wants you to get laid.

2 - Preacher called & told her that he has a foot fetish.

Preacher · 2008-01-08, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

I have 2 for this:

1 - She wants you to get laid.

2 - Preacher called & told her that he has a foot fetish.

3 - Preacher fears Useless' dirty foot smell.

My wife asked me last night if I had thought about what I'm wearing and if it's clean or not. My answer was 'I have no idea and probably not'...

So apparently, today I'm going to be doing some laundry.

Useless · 2008-01-08, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

1 - She wants you to get laid.

She doesn't seem to think of me when it comes to sex, so I really doubt that she's considered the idea of me possibly getting laid.

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Originally Posted by Preacher

My wife asked me last night if I had thought about what I'm wearing and if it's clean or not. My answer was 'I have no idea and probably not'...

Want me to bring extra socks just in case?

Greenguy · 2008-01-08, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

...The Bitch is making me go shopping for new pants today...

So we're at Sears & I find a pair of Levi's that I like, I try them on, they fit, I go back, grab 3 more pairs & say I'm ready to go. The Bitch then questioned me as to if I wanted any other style of pants & I ended up only getting 2 pairs of jeans & a pair of black cargo pants with lots of pockets for gadgets that I didn't need 5 years ago.

I also bought 6 pairs of shorts for next summer & 2 baseball jersey type shirts because they were on sale. My entire 2008 wardrobe (I will not go shopping again) cost me $250

2008-01-08, 10:33 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Good Tuesday Peoples I was getting some crap ready for Vegas & realized that I have 4 pairs of pants - 3 green cargo type & 1 pair of jeans (with a nice hole in the thigh) I'm going to Vegas for 7 days......that's a lot of Cranky Ass! So The Bitch is making me go shopping for new pants today (I have plenty of t-shirts, most of which say O & A on them) We also have to go to the bank & cash in the old change jar - every penny counts when you gamble & loose as much as we do __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network