Hilarious- Must Read

[StaciEroticy508]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

After half an hour at Babelfish, running that first post through the translator in all the languages available, I still couldn't find a way to make it "hilarious." If did look sort of funny when translated to Greek, but certainly not hilarious.

This is hilarious:

A guy comes home from work on Friday, walks in his house and says, "It's the weekend. Tomorrow, me, you and the dog are all going fishing!"

The wife says, "Every Friday for the last 10 years you've walked in and said we're going fucking fishing. Well I'm fucking fed up with fishing. I'm not fucking going!"

"Fair enough," says the husband, "A quick one up the ass or a blowjob and you don't have to go."

"I'll give you a blowjob then," replies the wife.

She bends down and starts to suck his cock, "arrrggghhh - your cock tastes like shit!"

"Yeah, the dog didn't want to come either."

yes...i like ur joke better.... mine was more of a work/monday joke though, which was what i was goin for, and yours was just plain hilarious

[Toby]

Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

...mine was more of a work/monday joke though...

Translation: "I just needed a reason to post my sig."

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Have a Kick Ass Monday!

Wouldn't the lesson be "Never listen to crows"?

Or maybe "Beware of foxes near fences"?

How tall was the tree?

If I raise my chair up a bit, can I goof off?

I'm confused

PS - STOP USING FUCKING COLORED FONTS