Would You List An Odd Title?

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Originally Posted by Simon

"Torrid Materfamilias With Whom This Writer Would Relish Copulation!"

Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day with George Clooney's line from O Brother, Where Art Thou? stuck in my head. "I am the paterfamilias." I may need to rent that film and watch it today. "The Lord's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions."

For the record, I have been known to insult the submitter, the content AND the surfer in my descriptions. Fortunately, I think some porn surfers enjoy the abuse. Twisted fuckers.