Strange USA Laws?

stuveltje · 2008-03-25, 04:51 PM

wahhhhahahaha florida is bad:

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (stu<--- just felt from her chair from laughter)

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

2008-03-25, 04:51 PM	#14
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