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SheepGuy · 2008-06-20, 03:07 PM

LOL!
Reminds me of one of my favourite sheep stories;

A good friend of mine up in Shelburne ran into some trouble with the law recently. It seems he was just finishing up with his favourite Ewe (who will remain anonymous) in back of the barn, when a policeman came strolling over from the marijuana plantation next farm over and caught poor Rich in the act!!!

Well, ole Rich was in need of some legal advice, so he drove down to the City of Orangeville to see the lawyer all the locals used. After being told he was basically up shit crick the lawyer told him he only had one hope, and that was his buddy Jim in the Really Big City of Brampton. The only way he had a chance was to hire Jim, because Jim could really pick a jury, and without a good jury, Rich would be away from the farm a long long time.

The jury had been picked after many rejections, and finally it was time for the defense to cross-examine the only witness.

"Officer, could you tell the court just exactly what you saw on the afternoon of July 14th?"

"Yes, I saw the accused engaged in sexual intercourse with a fine looking ewe, behind his barn."

"Did you witness this act until its completion?"

"Yes sir, I did, and the strangest thing was that when he was finished, he walked around to the front of the sheep and she licked him clean!"

Just then one of the jurors turned to another and whispered, "The good ones will do that you know."

2008-06-20, 03:07 PM	#1
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	LOL! Reminds me of one of my favourite sheep stories; A good friend of mine up in Shelburne ran into some trouble with the law recently. It seems he was just finishing up with his favourite Ewe (who will remain anonymous) in back of the barn, when a policeman came strolling over from the marijuana plantation next farm over and caught poor Rich in the act!!! Well, ole Rich was in need of some legal advice, so he drove down to the City of Orangeville to see the lawyer all the locals used. After being told he was basically up shit crick the lawyer told him he only had one hope, and that was his buddy Jim in the Really Big City of Brampton. The only way he had a chance was to hire Jim, because Jim could really pick a jury, and without a good jury, Rich would be away from the farm a long long time. The jury had been picked after many rejections, and finally it was time for the defense to cross-examine the only witness. "Officer, could you tell the court just exactly what you saw on the afternoon of July 14th?" "Yes, I saw the accused engaged in sexual intercourse with a fine looking ewe, behind his barn." "Did you witness this act until its completion?" "Yes sir, I did, and the strangest thing was that when he was finished, he walked around to the front of the sheep and she licked him clean!" Just then one of the jurors turned to another and whispered, "The good ones will do that you know." __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.