Naughty America - New Director of Affiliates

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by HC-Majick

It seems they are backtracking on the raised minimum payments now according to a post over on the Zoo...

Of course. Why would they pay attention to a board that they only when they can talk to all the popular webmasters & surfers over at GFY?

I can't wait until they finally get back over here & post that "Due to unforeseen complications with the raised minimum payouts that were brought to our attention on another board blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...."

I could see them ignoring this board if they didn't START THIS THREAD!
I could see them ignoring this board if Joe didn't reply back to my email saying he'd be by to post THREE WEEKS AGO!
I could see them not wanting to answer NATS questions since whoever set it up for them IS A BUTTON PUSHING BELLS & WHISTLES BUFFOON!

I need a smiley of a can of spam shitting on the GG&Jim logo.

[NaughtyJohnson]

Originally Posted by Greenie

Of course. Why would they pay attention to a board that they only when they can talk to all the popular webmasters & surfers over at GFY?

I can't wait until they finally get back over here & post that "Due to unforeseen complications with the raised minimum payouts that were brought to our attention on another board blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...."

I could see them ignoring this board if they didn't START THIS THREAD!
I could see them ignoring this board if Joe didn't reply back to my email saying he'd be by to post THREE WEEKS AGO!
I could see them not wanting to answer NATS questions since whoever set it up for them IS A BUTTON PUSHING BELLS & WHISTLES BUFFOON!

I need a smiley of a can of spam shitting on the GG&Jim logo.

First off, I deserve the shit being thrown in my direction as I should have been here a long time ago. When I was appointed this position it didn't exactly come with a hand book to be thrown into the fire with.

Let the tomatoes be thrown... or you can ask me questions about issues that I can help resolve.

Where is the quiz to take for checking out the news section? Just kidding.

We can discuss here or I'm always on email and icq.

I apologize for neglecting to come over sooner.

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by NaughtyJohnson

First off, I deserve the shit being thrown in my direction as I should have been here a long time ago. When I was appointed this position it didn't exactly come with a hand book to be thrown into the fire with....

Which is exactly why -- IMO -- affiliate managers should have experience as affiliates prior to getting a job which entails helping affiliates make more money and resolving affiliate issues.

When I signed up to NA, I couldn't make heads or tails of their wacky stats. This is the only active sponsor I have with this issue. The stats have changed a few times and they are still bad.

I pulled all of my links yesterday when I received notice of the $500 minimum, and I will not be putting those links back up. But then again, I'm a small affiliate so I doubt NA really cares.

I guess you can keep the $50 you owe me too.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Greenie

I need a smiley of a can of spam shitting on the GG&Jim logo.

You have a sick mind.
...but ok:
http://www.maladaptedmedia.com/board/shitspam.gif
A more generic shat upon one:
http://www.maladaptedmedia.com/board/shiton.gif
And an very easy piss on one:
http://www.maladaptedmedia.com/board/pisson.gif

Of course, you don't have to use them just because I wasted a solid hour on them. I bet the folks at Master-X will use them on their board.