Today Is "Five Days Til Fall" Wednesday

Fonz · 2008-09-17, 09:54 AM

Good morning,

Lots of offline stuff on the agenda today, so besides of doing some submits and reviews I'll be out of the house and away from the computer most of the day.

Have a good one all

Useless · 2008-09-17, 10:27 AM

I hate message boards.

And I'm not very fond of most of the people who post on message boards. If it wasn't for my very minimal need of interaction with other people during my workday, I'd banish most of these cocksuckers into the abyss. I don't visit message boards to argue with people and I don't have time for their very weak attempts to argue with me. Honestly, if you reply to one of my posts with anything other than, "thank you, oh Great One," you're wasting my time.

Explain this to me: why is it that on 4 out of 5 days you can put 3/4 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 1/2 cups of water in a bowl, place it in the microwave, walk away for 2 minutes and come back to a pleasant bowl of oatmeal, but on 1 day out of 5, you can place the same motherfucking ingredients in the same goddamn microwave for the exact same amount of time only to discover that half of the fucking contents have exploded out of the bowl?

Preacher · 2008-09-17, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Explain this to me: why is it that on 4 out of 5 days you can put 3/4 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 1/2 cups of water in a bowl, place it in the microwave, walk away for 2 minutes and come back to a pleasant bowl of oatmeal, but on 1 day out of 5, you can place the same motherfucking ingredients in the same goddamn microwave for the exact same amount of time only to discover that half of the fucking contents have exploded out of the bowl?

Karma

Good morning all

Licker4U · 2008-09-17, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher

Karma

Good morning all

As I read his post I thought the same thing...

2008-09-17, 09:54 AM	#1
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,932	Good morning, Lots of offline stuff on the agenda today, so besides of doing some submits and reviews I'll be out of the house and away from the computer most of the day. Have a good one all __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2008-09-17, 10:27 AM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I hate message boards. And I'm not very fond of most of the people who post on message boards. If it wasn't for my very minimal need of interaction with other people during my workday, I'd banish most of these cocksuckers into the abyss. I don't visit message boards to argue with people and I don't have time for their very weak attempts to argue with me. Honestly, if you reply to one of my posts with anything other than, "thank you, oh Great One," you're wasting my time. Explain this to me: why is it that on 4 out of 5 days you can put 3/4 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 1/2 cups of water in a bowl, place it in the microwave, walk away for 2 minutes and come back to a pleasant bowl of oatmeal, but on 1 day out of 5, you can place the same motherfucking ingredients in the same goddamn microwave for the exact same amount of time only to discover that half of the fucking contents have exploded out of the bowl? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.