This Board Needs More Bullshit!

Cleo · 2008-10-02, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dunc

An Invisible Orange

Does something invisible have a color?

Does the light in your fridge really go out when you close the door?

Is Schrödinger's cat really both alive and dead?

Does a tree falling make a sound if no one can hear it?

Do bears really shit in the woods?

Linkster · 2008-10-02, 08:42 PM

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

dunc · 2008-10-02, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

That is very interesting... and weird - I like it

dunc · 2008-10-02, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Does something invisible have a color?

Well if you figure this out - then maybe

"These attributes satirize the contradictions in properties that some attribute to a theistic deity;[2] this makes her a common rhetorical illustration used by atheists and other religious skeptics."

Taken from (this) - but to me it may as well be written in French

Useless · 2008-10-03, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dunc

Well if you figure this out - then maybe

"These attributes satirize the contradictions in properties that some attribute to a theistic deity;[2] this makes her a common rhetorical illustration used by atheists and other religious skeptics."

That's clarified in the following paragraph:

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A quotation from the alt.atheism FAQ sums up this use of the Invisible Pink Unicorn: "The point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of [the atheists'] preaching about the IPU."

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

and Useless I think it would be OK to change your ways and just chalk it up to getting soft in your old age

Soft, huh?
Now where did I put that machete...

docholly · 2008-10-03, 09:50 AM

I'd Hit it

Yell · 2008-10-03, 10:10 AM

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NY Jester · 2008-10-03, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

That's clarified in the following paragraph:

Soft, huh?
Now where did I put that machete...

...off with his head...

Twiceshy · 2008-10-03, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Do bears really shit in the woods?

Nope they shit in the grass. OK im done

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