What are you gonna be for Halloween?

[SirMoby]

I'll be the father of a 4 year old Snow Princess. However in the past I've been Papa Smurf, a pimp with 3 whores, a whore with 3 pimps, a toilet and a tampon.

[Telly]

Originally Posted by SirMoby

I'll be the father of a 4 year old Snow Princess. However in the past I've been Papa Smurf, a pimp with 3 whores, a whore with 3 pimps, a toilet and a tampon.

Got any photos of the tampon costume?

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by Telly

Got any photos of the tampon costume?

I'll have to dig one up. I have a box full of photos from back in the day.

It's an easy costume though.

• White hooded sweatshirt
• White pants (I prefer white long johns)
• Piece of white poster board
• Cotton balls
• String
• Glue

1. Glue a bunch of cotton balls to the hood of the white sweatshirt or use some form of white hat.
2. Put on the white pants and the sweatshirt.
3. Tie a the string around your waste and allow one end to dangle down to your feet.
4. Cut two arm holes in the poster board. Warp it around you and close it up with some tape or staples.

If anyone asks, because some people won't get it at first, just tell them you have a card board applicator, a cotton top and then hold up the string. They will suddenly get a big smile and women laugh much harder then men.