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Old 2008-10-30, 03:54 PM   #1
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The Shape Of Adult Has Changed

From the desk of Jerry Anders


Dear Affiliates,

Some of you might have heard a buzz about AEBN developing a new sex device. We had the chance to demo the prototype for many of you in Vegas last year when it was in it's infancy. Well, I just wanted to write and let you know that the time is almost here. Over the next several weeks we will roll out a BETA version on a few of our theater brands. This test will not take place on any of your custom theaters. During that time we will run a series of tests that will determine when we will launch the full release which will hopefully be soon after.

I don't want the purpose of this letter to be me just hitting you with some canned marketing copy for this product. However, I do want you to know the significance of this new technology. "Real Touch" as we are calling it, is a device developed by mainstream scientists whose credits include Sony, Apple & NASA. Our president, Scott Coffman moved quickly on developing the technology after he was approached with it over a year ago. This is the same man who moved on VOD technology when people were telling him "Nobody wants to watch porn on their computer".

To keep this easy, the device simply plays touch. I don't mean just a stroke you up and down sex toy; I'm talking explicit details. The user feels every single specific movement in a blowjob or sex act. So detailed that it takes about 8 hours to program 20 minutes of footage because we go frame by frame to get every meticulous gesture. This is true virtual sex... but you can read all about the particulars and see it for yourself soon enough.

Many of us have been concerned about the growing popularity of torrent sites and the other illegal ways that some people are getting adult content now. I read it on the boards all the time. We have all lost some customers to this increasing problem. However, when this new device is released, customers will learn that they are only getting half of the experience without 'Real Touch".

This device and sexual experience cannot be downloaded from any illegal site so it gives us all a new money making avenue to pursue. Only watching porn will become something of the past for many people once they realize they can experience the feeling of sex with their favorite stars.

I hope you all will get behind it and give it the extra push it deserves on your site. We are putting into place a good payout structure to give you the incentive. It is my theory that if we can all create a consumer buzz about this product, we will surely prosper for years to come.

Be sure to check AEBN for Real Touch news as it develops.
Thank you for loyalty and continued support of AEBN!

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Old 2008-10-30, 04:11 PM   #2
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OOOHHHHHHH!

The Bitch & I saw this in Vegas last Jan and it really is fucking cool Bishop would only let me put my fingers inside it but just that while watching the video felt oddly erotic and I'll admit it....I got a chubby

Hopefully it's ok for me to say this: I was talking with my lovely rep Liz and I'll be one of the people that's beta testing the marketing. Soon you'll see a lot of big fancy ads on LOR pushing this device

Also, I'm not sure if the option/accessory I based my idea on is coming out with the Beta testing, but I do want to officially announce in public that I gave them the idea of being able to feel what it's like to fuck your own ass.

That's going to be a HUGE selling point in the gay community....
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Old 2008-10-30, 04:38 PM   #3
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The gay end of this is going to be massive.

I will say that we have just hired Brett Drysdale formerly of Fleshlight to manage this product.

And Liz and the rest of us are here to help you out when this rolls.
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Old 2008-10-30, 04:45 PM   #4
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OOOHHHHHHH!

The Bitch & I saw this in Vegas last Jan and it really is fucking cool Bishop would only let me put my fingers inside it but just that while watching the video felt oddly erotic and I'll admit it....I got a chubby

Hopefully it's ok for me to say this: I was talking with my lovely rep Liz and I'll be one of the people that's beta testing the marketing. Soon you'll see a lot of big fancy ads on LOR pushing this device

Also, I'm not sure if the option/accessory I based my idea on is coming out with the Beta testing, but I do want to officially announce in public that I gave them the idea of being able to feel what it's like to fuck your own ass.

That's going to be a HUGE selling point in the gay community....
*blush*

You say the sweetest things.

I'm so excited about this that words are failing me.
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Old 2008-10-30, 08:18 PM   #5
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Hey Liz, glad to see you post here.

Yeah, I think this thing will be a hit. Good thing I just got a new AEBN theater set-up and running in my member's area the other day as the idea fits in nice with a cocksucking pornsite.
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Old 2008-10-30, 09:22 PM   #6
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Is it platform independent? Or is it dedicated software and website like that one dildo?

Sounds dedicated - thats a shame, that severely limits sales oppurtunities.

Pics and technical info? When can it be sold? When do we get to test it?

The aebn promo letter is kind of discouraging. For fuck's sake, everybody's known about cyberdildonics for a while, lets see the product.
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Old 2008-10-31, 07:57 AM   #7
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Hey Liz, glad to see you post here.

Yeah, I think this thing will be a hit. Good thing I just got a new AEBN theater set-up and running in my member's area the other day as the idea fits in nice with a cocksucking pornsite.
Preach! Good to see you too - I don't spend much time on boards, sadly, 'cos I usually can't keep up with them, but every now and again, I'll have a thread shot over to me so I pop in. ^.^

I know Hanna will be happy to walk you through all the goodies
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Old 2008-10-31, 08:33 AM   #8
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Hey Liz, glad to see you post here.

Yeah, I think this thing will be a hit. Good thing I just got a new AEBN theater set-up and running in my member's area the other day as the idea fits in nice with a cocksucking pornsite.
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Old 2008-10-31, 08:54 AM   #9
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I want to see the cleaning instructions for this thing.
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Old 2008-10-31, 09:35 AM   #10
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I want to see the cleaning instructions for this thing.
The last draft I saw was its as easy was washing out a coffee cup.
Snap it apart and run water thru it.

I cant wait to hear the customer service calls personally.
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Old 2008-10-31, 09:36 AM   #11
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Heck, put the customer support calls online Give us something to snicker about too
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Old 2008-10-31, 10:19 AM   #12
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I figured that one of these had to come out soon.

Now just hook up sensors to it to match sensors to a dildo, and you can have long distance sex, or anonymous sex. Great for online chat.
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Old 2008-10-31, 10:23 AM   #13
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I figured that one of these had to come out soon.

Now just hook up sensors to it to match sensors to a dildo, and you can have long distance sex, or anonymous sex. Great for online chat.
Thats a good idea.
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Old 2008-10-31, 01:55 PM   #14
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It sounds really cool.
Out of interest, what is the estimated price of the device ?
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Thats a good idea.
Then I'll defenitely have to throw some banners in this 3D virtual avatar world.
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It sounds really cool.
Out of interest, what is the estimated price of the device ?
I think they said it was going to sell for $100 (and hopefully I'm allowed to say that - lol)
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Old 2008-11-01, 04:15 AM   #17
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I think they said it was going to sell for $100 (and hopefully I'm allowed to say that - lol)
Not bad, I was expecting way much more.
With price varing from $25 - 200 for an ordinary rubber love doll it seems you just can't go wrong with that
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Not bad, I was expecting way much more.
With price varing from $25 - 200 for an ordinary rubber love doll it seems you just can't go wrong with that
They showed one of the new CyberSkin love dolls on CSI-NY the other night. http://www.cyberskin.com/what.asp

I wonder how many of the Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Dolls they will sell.
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is that stuff the same a bit like the dildo thing connected to the mp3 player, or the underwear with dildo thing...( i know about that one because i have one) and i know you guys are talking about guys things, but what about the female thing?
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Old 2008-11-01, 04:43 PM   #20
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Not bad, I was expecting way much more.
With price varing from $25 - 200 for an ordinary rubber love doll it seems you just can't go wrong with that
Nothing has been finalized on this.
We just wanted to let everyone know its coming and its going to pay.

We are talking about the first decent sex toy for men.
Not to mention a sex toy with recurring revenue.

Things to think about as we head toward Jan.
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Old 2008-11-01, 05:31 PM   #21
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We are talking about the first decent sex toy for men.


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thats my point of view.......there are woman too.....alot forget that facted
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Old 2008-11-01, 05:42 PM   #22
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wanna know how hot it is, you have controle of your woman ............ask my hubby, yes i got a thing with a dildo thing with a remote controle, he controles all, a good thing for sponsors to think about that one.....there are woman too......
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Old 2008-11-01, 05:50 PM   #23
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dont forget..i dont know what figures will tell the usa, but most of the dutchies will watch porn together ....maybe a new thing, couples watch porn together, i am sure that there are more couples then one person people
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porn biss will keep you thinking
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Old 2008-11-01, 06:03 PM   #25
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also a thing to think off, why surfers search for a certain niche...........they wont get it at their own woman, reason why guys visite hookers........same why some woman surf porn because their guy wont do the thing they want to, not all guys like to have oral sex with a woman, not all guys are jumping around to fuck their lady in the ass (even their lady will like it)...........keep on thinking (stu<--- did alot of fieldwork) but most guys like to see their lady doing or enjoying the dirty thing
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