Last day of the year, my feet hurt and Kangaroos have strange looking balls

Useless · 2008-12-31, 11:24 AM

All balls are strange looking. If it wasn't for the fact that I find it oddly comforting to cup my fuzzy little friends in my hand, I'd have the ugly fuckers removed. That reminds me: I need to shave.

I have some things to do (besides grooming my testicles), then we're off to spend the night partying with friends. We're even going on a horse-drawn sleigh. (I didn't even know that horses could hold a pencil, let alone draw. Gosh, I'm funny.)

Party on, party people.

2008-12-31, 11:24 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	All balls are strange looking. If it wasn't for the fact that I find it oddly comforting to cup my fuzzy little friends in my hand, I'd have the ugly fuckers removed. That reminds me: I need to shave. I have some things to do (besides grooming my testicles), then we're off to spend the night partying with friends. We're even going on a horse-drawn sleigh. (I didn't even know that horses could hold a pencil, let alone draw. Gosh, I'm funny.) Party on, party people. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.