Jealous wife sets fire to husband's penis and balls..

[saucygirl]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Wow, must have been one hell of a hug. I've walked in on three friends doing body shots off of my wife's half-naked body and my only reaction was to ask what they were drinking.

Damn Tequila.

The most logical question I would ask following your reaction would be: How long have you been married? If I walked into said scenario I think I would lose my shit. I guess I'm just a tad jealous.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by saucygirl

The most logical question I would ask following your reaction would be: How long have you been married? If I walked into said scenario I think I would lose my shit. I guess I'm just a tad jealous.

The length of my marriage really has nothing to do with who I am nor how I feel about sex. If I had answered 2 years, would it seem sensible, perhaps easier to swallow? How about 15? See - there's nothing logical about your question. Working in this industry, you must realize that not everyone feels the same way about sexuality.