Good Hump Day Everyone!

[Useless]

I'm tired today. I just spent a couple of hours troubleshooting my parents' internet connection only to find that (fucking) Verizon DSL isn't turning it on until 6 pm. I now hate Verizon and I'm not very fond of my parents.

Reheated pizza and Ron & Fez are on tap.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Preacher

...I've got a thingy in my eye (not cum)...

Pre-cum?

[docholly]

Morning.. I was thinking last night a few things while watching the President and his bare armed wife dance..

1) What was he whispering to her?
a) Honey, sorry I stepped on your foot again
b) Why did I agree to go to ALL these balls
c) Does this mean I get BJs on demand??
d) Wanna have a 3some with the chick in the blue dress??
e) Am I poking you???

I'd prefer to think it was #e...

and truly she is making curvy chic again..

Otherwise today is just another day of work.

Have a good one.. make some $$

[Torn Rose]

We just watched a press conference where President Obama (I just love writing that) and Vice President Biden (That's fun to write too) where President Obama spoke and signed new lobbyist rules which made me smile.

After signing the new rules into law, President Obama asked someone off camera "What's next? Oh the Vice President will swear them in?" which was news to Vice President Biden who gave a look of complete shock (This look should be making the late night TV shows, it was that good) and asked that person "Who am I swearing in? (The senior White house staff) I have the memory of the Chief Justice" which made everyone burst out laughing.

I have a feeling this will be a fun 8 years.

Not much here, it’s still incredibly windy for like the 10th day in a row, the low wind has been 30 MPH with gust as high as 75 MPH 24 hours a day for over 10 days in a row which is just killing my nerves due to the constant noise and gust of winds make me think “tornado” every few minutes.

We went out for errands and it looks like a category 1 hurricane hit the area. There are trees, signs, fence, lights, roofs etc etc etc, all over the place, even the weathermen are saying they have never seen constant winds of this force last this long, but supposedly this will be the last day of it, but we have been hearing that since last Wednesday.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Torn Rose

Not much here, it’s still incredibly windy for like the 10th day in a row, the low wind has been 30 MPH with gust as high as 75 MPH 24 hours a day for over 10 days in a row which is just killing my nerves due to the constant noise and gust of winds make me think “tornado” every few minutes.

We went out for errands and it looks like a category 1 hurricane hit the area. There are trees, signs, fence, lights, roofs etc etc etc, all over the place, even the weathermen are saying they have never seen constant winds of this force last this long, but supposedly this will be the last day of it, but we have been hearing that since last Wednesday.

Whatever you do don't move near Yellowstone.
(Florida has returned back to its normal weather since you all moved away)

[Torn Rose]

Originally Posted by Cleo

Whatever you do don't move near Yellowstone.
(Florida has returned back to its normal weather since you all moved away)

No joke....

We plan to spend a week there in September...

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Greenie

Pre-cum?

Turns out it is a pinguecula, basically a callous that has developed on my eyes from staring at a computer monitor too long without blinking. me