I AM IN LOVE!!! New Met-aRT MODEL ((pics))

Loryn · 2009-01-29, 12:24 PM

Meet our newest model, and the love of my life, Nessa. She is so smokin' hot it took me over an hour to go through her pictures. Every picture is AMAZING. Her face, her tits, her ass, her hair, her eyes, and the best part, her pussy!!! OMG I am drooling over this girl.

Please enjoy her the fullest way imaginable. She so deserves it!!! (and so do you)

Nessa One

Nessa Two

Nessa Three

Nessa Four

Useless · 2009-01-29, 02:00 PM

I don't get it.

Is this aimed at surfers or webmasters?

Greenguy · 2009-01-29, 02:09 PM

Take out that 4th pic & I'd have thought she was a post-op.

1 hour to go thru 4 pictures = LAZY!

Loryn · 2009-01-29, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

Take out that 4th pic & I'd have thought she was a post-op.

1 hour to go thru 4 pictures = LAZY!

Thanks for calling me a name!!! WOO HOO but that is cool. My mistake. I thought I was posting on a different type of board for my industry. I am with Met-Art now, use to be with Adult.com. There afre sets of pictures, well over a 100, in a set, thought that was understood. By saying it took an hour I ment, she is beautiful and all the pictures in her set are so good I couldn't stop staring at each one of them. I apologize again. All the other boards got that, but like I said I must be on the wrong type of board,.

I won't post my promo's, or other info to Met-Art etc... over here anymore. I apologize for my mistake. Have a great day!!!

Loryn · 2009-01-29, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I don't get it.

Is this aimed at surfers or webmasters?

Sorry wrong board. Thanks!!!

Useless · 2009-01-29, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn

I won't post my promo's, or other info to Met-Art etc... over here anymore. I apologize for my mistake. Have a great day!!!

Yeah, I don't know why you'd want to promote an affiliate program on a webmaster board when you can spend your time posting pics for the surfmasters to act like drooling teen boys over. But you seem rather childish anyway, so that's ok.

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Originally Posted by Loryn

Sorry wrong board. Thanks!!!

Oh, you somehow thought you were on the "would you hit it" board. I can see how that would happen being that this board is smothered in threads with titles like "Fresh Teen Pussy" and "Check out this babe's tits!"

Cleo · 2009-01-29, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn

Nessa Two

Kewl, she has soup bowel implants.

Loryn · 2009-01-29, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yeah, I don't know why you'd want to promote an affiliate program on a webmaster board when you can spend your time posting pics for the surfmasters to act like drooling teen boys over. But you seem rather childish anyway, so that's ok.

Oh, you somehow thought you were on the "would you hit it" board. I can see how that would happen being that this board is smothered in threads with titles like "Fresh Teen Pussy" and "Check out this babe's tits!"

No, you fucking ass hat. I posted the same shit on 7 other boards and everyone over there got that all I was doing was showing peeps a new model and giving them the taste of Met-Art. But I now know that this fucking board is not a place to show anything like that. Fuck off have a nice day and eat shit. I won't come back here ever a fucking gain, no lose on either side. I will be sure to stay clear of anything ever marked GreenGuy in the future too, and I won't bring business here.

Ms Naughty · 2009-01-29, 07:57 PM

Wow.

I'm an affiliate of Met Art, I quite like their site but jeez, what a way to tarnish a program!

Useless · 2009-01-29, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn

No, you fucking ass hat. I posted the same shit on 7 other boards and everyone over there got that all I was doing was showing peeps a new model and giving them the taste of Met-Art. But I now know that this fucking board is not a place to show anything like that. Fuck off have a nice day and eat shit. I won't come back here ever a fucking gain, no lose on either side. I will be sure to stay clear of anything ever marked GreenGuy in the future too, and I won't bring business here.

Are you a child?

NY Jester · 2009-01-29, 11:15 PM

I am in agreement with you grandma. I think a less "fuck you and die" response may have been more appropriate. Especially coming from a rep who I have always viewed as pretty reasonable and not so easily rattled.

Maybe instead of retreating or getting into a pissing contest, a more professional way would have been to feel the board out, look over program announcements and see how they are given/viewed on THIS board and not assume that everyone will have the same enthusiasm on every webmaster forum.

This board is more business than bullshit - more than just staring at a nice set of tits. Just have to post accordingly.

</soapbox>

Useless · 2009-01-30, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

Maybe instead of retreating or getting into a pissing contest, a more professional way would have been to feel the board out, look over program announcements and see how they are given/viewed on THIS board and not assume that everyone will have the same enthusiasm on every webmaster forum.

A lot of sponsor reps would rather treat us like horny school boys than marketing professionals for two reasons: it's easier -and- many male "webmasters" act like teen boys when they see a naked girl.

I'm not an idiot -- I understand the reasoning behind marketing the new product to salespeople, but I also think it can be done in a way that doesn't make the poster come off as an immature teenager raving to his buddies about how he saw a classmate's older sister walking through the house naked.

Let's face it, she's not even bright enough to know that she doesn't have a signature nor that she didn't even link to the affiliate program within her post. Met-Art should fire her and hire me.

The fact that Loryn didn't even get that GG was joking annoys me more than her calling me an asshat. I've been called worse by better. Hell, I've been called worse by GG.

NY Jester · 2009-01-30, 09:25 AM

^^^^

100% agreed UW

It should have been handled much better on the other end. I mean not every board can be like the Zoo

bluebrit · 2009-01-30, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

Wow.

I'm an affiliate of Met Art, I quite like their site but jeez, what a way to tarnish a program!

I agree with grandma. Loryn's comments are the exact opposite of anything I would have expected from a representative of such a well known program. GG&J is all about adult business. There are many ways to promote a program and this is probably the worst method I have ever seen.

Greenguy · 2009-01-30, 10:42 AM

Please accept my apology for mocking your surfer aimed post on a webmaster message board. How incomprehensibly rude of me!

If you're too fucking stupid to realize that you can do business on this board by acting like an adult, then your leaving is welcomed by 1 & all

pc · 2009-01-30, 10:54 PM

"Her Resume"
Wow 5 years experience on GFY.That's something.

Loryn you should meet mona

LeRoy · 2009-01-31, 01:37 AM

Ouch. I just dont know what to really say. Ive wrote 3 different replies. All I can think of is OUCH.

JackDaniel's · 2009-01-31, 01:49 PM

This is why good programs loose good affiliates

Pagan · 2009-01-31, 02:02 PM

The thing I love on *THIS* board is that we don't have the surfmaster (thanks for the term UW) posts here. Unlike that other board, we really have very little flaming. We all disagree but respect each other for having a different opinion. Would those pics make me want to sign up for Met-Art? No. I know your program well, I respect it for what it does. I don't do well with that kind of site, plain and simple. Other webmasters do.

There is absolutely no reason to get all childish and throw a tantrum, Loryn. Had you read through any of the posts about programs here (or bothered to read anything for that matter), you would have posted in an entirely different manner. We already know what kind of content Met-Art has. Why not tell me the things about your program that will make me want to promote it? Cross-sells, consoles, zipped content, FHGs, HFS, revshare and per sign up percentages? Or, are you just not able to get the surfmasters if you present your PROGRAM in an adult, businesslike fashion?

I was looking very seriously add adding a high-class solo softcore type sponsor to my mix, but... If this is the way affiliates and potential affiliates are treated, this is probably not a good program.

2009-01-29, 12:24 PM	#1
Loryn Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 8	I AM IN LOVE!!! New Met-aRT MODEL ((pics)) Meet our newest model, and the love of my life, Nessa. She is so smokin' hot it took me over an hour to go through her pictures. Every picture is AMAZING. Her face, her tits, her ass, her hair, her eyes, and the best part, her pussy!!! OMG I am drooling over this girl. Please enjoy her the fullest way imaginable. She so deserves it!!! (and so do you) Nessa One Nessa Two Nessa Three Nessa Four __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2009-01-29, 02:00 PM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I don't get it. Is this aimed at surfers or webmasters? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2009-01-29, 02:09 PM	#3
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Take out that 4th pic & I'd have thought she was a post-op. 1 hour to go thru 4 pictures = LAZY! __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2009-01-29, 07:57 PM	#9
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Wow. I'm an affiliate of Met Art, I quite like their site but jeez, what a way to tarnish a program! __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2009-01-29, 11:15 PM	#11
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	I am in agreement with you grandma. I think a less "fuck you and die" response may have been more appropriate. Especially coming from a rep who I have always viewed as pretty reasonable and not so easily rattled. Maybe instead of retreating or getting into a pissing contest, a more professional way would have been to feel the board out, look over program announcements and see how they are given/viewed on THIS board and not assume that everyone will have the same enthusiasm on every webmaster forum. This board is more business than bullshit - more than just staring at a nice set of tits. Just have to post accordingly. </soapbox> __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn

2009-01-30, 09:25 AM	#13
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	^^^^ 100% agreed UW It should have been handled much better on the other end. I mean not every board can be like the Zoo __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn

2009-01-30, 10:42 AM	#15
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Please accept my apology for mocking your surfer aimed post on a webmaster message board. How incomprehensibly rude of me! If you're too fucking stupid to realize that you can do business on this board by acting like an adult, then your leaving is welcomed by 1 & all __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2009-01-30, 10:54 PM	#16
pc Shift Out / X-On Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: unknown Posts: 2,298	"Her Resume" Wow 5 years experience on GFY.That's something. Loryn you should meet mona

2009-01-31, 01:37 AM	#17
LeRoy "Young dumb and full of cum" Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 2,372	Ouch. I just dont know what to really say. Ive wrote 3 different replies. All I can think of is OUCH. __________________ JAPANESE ADULT AFFILIATE PROGRAM

2009-01-31, 01:49 PM	#18
JackDaniel's I like work, it fascinates me, I can sit and look at it for hours... Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,217	This is why good programs loose good affiliates __________________ Submit Your Sites : Get Porn Links

2009-01-31, 02:02 PM	#19
Pagan Perverted Empress Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 5,078	The thing I love on THIS board is that we don't have the surfmaster (thanks for the term UW) posts here. Unlike that other board, we really have very little flaming. We all disagree but respect each other for having a different opinion. Would those pics make me want to sign up for Met-Art? No. I know your program well, I respect it for what it does. I don't do well with that kind of site, plain and simple. Other webmasters do. There is absolutely no reason to get all childish and throw a tantrum, Loryn. Had you read through any of the posts about programs here (or bothered to read anything for that matter), you would have posted in an entirely different manner. We already know what kind of content Met-Art has. Why not tell me the things about your program that will make me want to promote it? Cross-sells, consoles, zipped content, FHGs, HFS, revshare and per sign up percentages? Or, are you just not able to get the surfmasters if you present your PROGRAM in an adult, businesslike fashion? I was looking very seriously add adding a high-class solo softcore type sponsor to my mix, but... If this is the way affiliates and potential affiliates are treated, this is probably not a good program. __________________ Is it naptime yet? Last edited by Pagan; 2009-01-31 at 02:06 PM..