Never trust a morphing RSS feed/plugin...

[kmanrox]

Originally Posted by cd34

I always thought the guys that wrote the morphed feeds should have the writer actually choose the alternative words rather than having a thesaurus lookup being totally automated.

So, the original feed writer might write something like:


We are introduced to this {very|absolutely|stunning} {cute|hard-bodied|sexy} teen.

The writer could wrap the adjectives, have it pop up a thesaurus and the writer could then choose words that made sense.

Right now, its like the Mad Libs of porn.

most programs that use morphing RSS feeds, such as all of our clients, don't make use of automatic 'global synonyms' but rather 'inline synonyms' that the writers do, in fact, control things so you don't end up with gibberish.

[Useless]

I wouldn't even want the original post. At least the Russian-ized feed is humorous.