Swine flu?

[Cleo]

I sneezed this morning...

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Cleo

I sneezed this morning...

Well i hope you whiped your nose then, it doesnt look very pretty when you sneeze and doesnt whipe

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

Well i hope you whiped your nose then, it doesnt look very pretty when you sneeze and doesnt whipe

I always try to sneeze into one of my cat's butts. They seem to really enjoy it and their fur is great for wiping your nose.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Cleo

their fur is great for wiping your nose.

that reminds me of a commercial showing on telly here, its shows a dog who's fur is just as soft as toiletpaper, so i keep wondering myself, why buy the toilet paper everytime, if i just use the dog and recycle his fur evertime by cleaning it, would be much cheaper

[Simon]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

that reminds me of a commercial showing on telly here, its shows a dog who's fur is just as soft as toiletpaper, so i keep wondering myself, why buy the toilet paper everytime, if i just use the dog and recycle his fur evertime by cleaning it, would be much cheaper

Here ya go Stu...
http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/3839

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Simon

Here ya go Stu...
http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/3839

grin thanks simon i already knew that one, heay we dutchies have perverted and sick jokes also