The "What Are You Working On?" Thread - Week Ending April 16th 2016

ecchi · 2016-04-25, 03:54 PM

Bollocks......

I got up early to design a script for ClitPass before going to the hospital. Didn't quite finish it in time, so decided to get back to it after leaving the hospital (despite the fact that my vision is still blurry from the eye drops and eye surgery, so I am wearing powerful glasses and sitting with my nose practically touching the monitor, and still struggling to read what it says).

Got the design of the listing page nearly finished, just have to add the "go to next page" link, that basically reprints the page with the next load of galleries and free sites. This, of course requires the script to know what page originally called it. No problem, that is what HTTP_REFERER is for.

The fucking server is missing whatever software returns the HTTP_REFERER data!!!!

God obviously does not want ClitPass reopened!

ecchi · 2016-04-26, 02:14 PM

(What, am I the only one working? I seem to be the only person posting in this thread!)

At film school I learnt a valuable lesson that is as important in other businesses as in the movie world: I asked a tutor for advice on a movie idea I had. For him to advise me I had to tell him the idea for the movie. He was very helpful, gave me the advice I needed. Then about a year later an issue of the film school's newsletter contained the "exciting news" that one of the tutors was taking a sabbatical to make a movie. It said who the tutor was, and what his movie idea was all about. The tutor was the one I had asked for advice, and his great movie idea was the one I had outlined to him a year previously!

From that I learnt "Never tell anyone your ideas, because if they are any good, the person you tell will steal them!"

Fortunately for me (and unfortunately for him) GreenGuy did not go to the same film school as me. Because he had a good idea for Link-O-Rama, and he talked about it here. I have stolen G's good idea and used it on my Teen Story Blog (evil laugh).

Teen Sex In Norfolk has not made a single sale in about two years, and I stopped adding new chapters a year and a half ago because of this. So I have just added a "begging bowl" to the bottom of each page (redesigned the site too, and re-proofread it). If it does not work I'll blame G for wasting my time. And if it does work, I'll say it didn't, so that he does not ask for a share of the money!

|evilgrin| http://teensexinnorfolk.co.uk/

P.S. Please give generously.

ecchi · 2016-04-27, 06:02 AM

Last night I finally finished the two scripts that will be driving the temporary version of ClitPass, and designed the page template. That just left me with duplicating the template for each category and finishing off the main index page. Although there are over 30 category pages, most of the changes can be done using "find and replace", so I only expected this to take a couple of hours this morning, and hoped to be finished by now. However I had not realised what a job I had in adding the category link trades. As these differ on each page I am having to use archive.org's WayBackMachine to look at their February cached copy of ClitPass and viewing the source code from that. Unfortunately the WayBackMachine's HTML points to archive.org's cached copy of the trades, so I have to do a lot of editing. This is taking a lot longer than expected. However I still hope to have ClitPass up and running (all be it in a temporary, truncated version) within a few days. Defiantly by the Weekend, and hopefully by Friday.

(Judging by this thread, I still appear to be the only adult web designer working. What happened, are you all making so much money from porn that you have all gone on holiday and are currently relaxing on the beach of your own private Caribbean island that you bought with the immense profits you are making from your websites?)

2016-04-26, 02:14 PM	#2
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	(What, am I the only one working? I seem to be the only person posting in this thread!) At film school I learnt a valuable lesson that is as important in other businesses as in the movie world: I asked a tutor for advice on a movie idea I had. For him to advise me I had to tell him the idea for the movie. He was very helpful, gave me the advice I needed. Then about a year later an issue of the film school's newsletter contained the "exciting news" that one of the tutors was taking a sabbatical to make a movie. It said who the tutor was, and what his movie idea was all about. The tutor was the one I had asked for advice, and *his* great movie idea was the one I had outlined to him a year previously! From that I learnt "Never tell anyone your ideas, because if they are any good, the person you tell will steal them!" Fortunately for me (and unfortunately for him) GreenGuy did not go to the same film school as me. Because he had a good idea for Link-O-Rama, and he talked about it here. I have stolen G's good idea and used it on my Teen Story Blog (evil laugh). Teen Sex In Norfolk has not made a single sale in about two years, and I stopped adding new chapters a year and a half ago because of this. So I have just added a "begging bowl" to the bottom of each page (redesigned the site too, and re-proofread it). If it does not work I'll blame G for wasting my time. And if it does work, I'll say it didn't, so that he does not ask for a share of the money! \|evilgrin\| http://teensexinnorfolk.co.uk/ P.S. Please give generously. Last edited by ecchi; 2016-04-26 at 02:19 PM..

2016-04-27, 06:02 AM	#3
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	ClitPass Update Last night I finally finished the two scripts that will be driving the temporary version of ClitPass, and designed the page template. That just left me with duplicating the template for each category and finishing off the main index page. Although there are over 30 category pages, most of the changes can be done using "find and replace", so I only expected this to take a couple of hours this morning, and hoped to be finished by now. However I had not realised what a job I had in adding the category link trades. As these differ on each page I am having to use archive.org's WayBackMachine to look at their February cached copy of ClitPass and viewing the source code from that. Unfortunately the WayBackMachine's HTML points to archive.org's cached copy of the trades, so I have to do a lot of editing. This is taking a lot longer than expected. However I still hope to have ClitPass up and running (all be it in a temporary, truncated version) within a few days. Defiantly by the Weekend, and hopefully by Friday. (Judging by this thread, I still appear to be the only adult web designer working. What happened, are you all making so much money from porn that you have all gone on holiday and are currently relaxing on the beach of your own private Caribbean island that you bought with the immense profits you are making from your websites?) Last edited by ecchi; 2016-04-27 at 06:05 AM..

2016-04-25, 03:54 PM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Bollocks...... I got up early to design a script for ClitPass before going to the hospital. Didn't quite finish it in time, so decided to get back to it after leaving the hospital (despite the fact that my vision is still blurry from the eye drops and eye surgery, so I am wearing powerful glasses and sitting with my nose practically touching the monitor, and still struggling to read what it says). Got the design of the listing page nearly finished, just have to add the "go to next page" link, that basically reprints the page with the next load of galleries and free sites. This, of course requires the script to know what page originally called it. No problem, that is what HTTP_REFERER is for. The fucking server is missing whatever software returns the HTTP_REFERER data!!!! God obviously does not want ClitPass reopened!