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2018-12-07, 10:35 AM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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A joke I heard when I was very young. 3 ladies meet for the first time in 10 years at their High School reunion, they get talking. First one says, you know, when I got out of high school I went to Harvard and got a masters in psychology but then I married a handsome doctor. Now we live in a 5 million dollar mansion and have 3 wonderful children. The second one replies that's wonderful. Third one replies, that's fantastic. The second one says, well, when I got out of high school I went into the Peace Corps where I traveled to South America and helped feed starving children, while I was there I met my husband, he's a Dentist. We now live in a 10 million dollar house in Boca, have 4 wonderful children and life could not be better. The first one says that is just so beautiful, the third one says That's fantastic. Then the first and second one look at the third one and ask, what did you do after high school? She replied, well I went to charm school which is where they taught me to say "That's Fantastic" instead of "Bull Shit". ;p . Last edited by sarettah; 2018-12-07 at 10:39 AM.. |
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2018-12-07, 11:27 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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2018-12-07, 02:11 PM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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 I heard it when I was younger.Do you know about Grandma's Whorehouse? . |
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2018-12-08, 12:04 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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2018-12-08, 03:02 PM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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Back when I was 15 or so I worked at a summer camp as a dishwasher. There was a cook there, German guy named Hans. He had every edition of "jokes for the john", and there were lots of editions. I learned so many jokes and used to be able to rip through them for about 2 or 3 hours. Now I remember a handful Grandmas' Whorehouse was one of them Thanks for taking that away from me What's next? You gonna steal my ensure? ;p |
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