Monday January 14th (aka I Was Gonna Drink Yesterday...)

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by JustRobert

Greenie, Just want to give you and your lovely wife credit for doing what you do for your mother. I honestly doubt I could and would be looking for an assisted living place for them.

Early on in our relationship, The Bitch told me that no one in her or my family would ever be put in a "home" because she'd quit her job to take care of them. I instantly remembered that the women on my mom's side of the family live well into their 80's & 90's

[Useless]

I sat on the couch today. I also napped. I went to the dollar store and bought a toilet brush.

No matter how or where it is written, the word 'balloons' always looks misspelled to me. So does the word 'misspelled.'

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

No matter how or where it is written, the word 'balloons' always looks misspelled to me. So does the word 'misspelled.'

How about the word 'loser'?

[JustRobert]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Early on in our relationship, The Bitch told me that no one in her or my family would ever be put in a "home" because she'd quit her job to take care of them. I instantly remembered that the women on my mom's side of the family live well into their 80's & 90's

I guess that's the difference because when I get too old I DON'T want my family taking care of me.

I would rather be in a home somewhat independent and trying to sleep around with all the old ladies there and maybe some of the younger staff

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by JustRobert

I would rather be in a home somewhat independent and trying to sleep around with all the old ladies there and maybe some of the younger staff

Maybe you'll go into a coma & get lucky like that one woman!






























Too soon?