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Old 2019-02-24, 01:19 PM   #1
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I'll drive in any type of weather
Same here. I enjoy driving in the snow, and enjoy the fact that most motorists stay home and out of my fucking way. As everyone knows, they are absolute pussies down here. In December, when we got 10 inches (of snow, not cock) I passed a pickup truck that was crawling along and the idiot beeped at me. I considered brake checking him/her, but decided to control my road rage and speed along my merry way.

It's supposed to get up to 67 degrees today, but it's still quite gray out there. Annoying, right?

I finally decided, okay Google, I'll take your silly exam to become a part time search engine evaulator/rater. They give you a PDF to read and state that the first part of the exam is based on the info therein. Here's the thing. the PDF is ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX FUCKING PAGES. What. The. Unholy. Fuck?
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I finally decided, okay Google, I'll take your silly exam to become a part time search engine evaulator/rater. They give you a PDF to read and state that the first part of the exam is based on the info therein. Here's the thing. the PDF is ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX FUCKING PAGES. What. The. Unholy. Fuck?
I bet that weeds out a lot of less-than-worthy candidates...like you
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Old 2019-02-24, 07:57 PM   #3
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I bet that weeds out a lot of less-than-worthy candidates...like you
That HAS to be the purpose. I read the first three pages after the lengthy table of contents, then scrolled the entirety of the document hoping for scores of images. Nope. Cocksuckers.
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