A local brewery has apparently captured the essence of my assholedness & canned it:
I shared it on the Social Medias with the text: Now you can become the asshole that is me 24/7 by drinking Awesome Jenkins. 11.7% ABV. Results may vary. Contact your doctor before ingestion. May or may not cure the coronavirus. Accept no substitutes. Not a true representation of the Jenkins Asshole gene. Jebus Saves!