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Bill · 2004-06-02, 04:18 PM

From boing boing http://boingboing.net/

ExExEx Church
Fleshbot points us to a parody of "Christian porn site" XXXChurch:
Despite whatever certain Christian anti-porn propaganda sites would have you believe, there's ample evidence that porn, masturbation, and parody are part of the divine universal plan. Guru Karen, Bob the Sexually Suggestive Wooden Massage Implement, and the rest of the gang at ExExEx Church have made it their mission to set the record straight: "I believe that if God hated masturbation he would have made our arms short, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex."

congrats!

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Ms Naughty · 2004-06-02, 10:18 PM

Thanks

I emailed the url to Fleshbot and they posted it almost straight away.

My stats for the last 20 hours have me at 135000 hits, over 5000 visitors. Phew!

But no sales yet, that I know of. I suspect the blog readers may be too savvy to pay for porn (although they're very keen for the galleries).

In any case, it will be an interesting experiment, and I should get some nice PR out of it, if nothing else

Bill · 2004-06-02, 11:06 PM

It is a fascinating experiment. I think there's every chance it will get linked from a ton of big places.

I wouldn't expect sales to be easy, it'll be curiousity-seekers by the thousands. Maybe try some celeb sponsors, if you can stand that kind of thing. And mainstream, of course. Ultimately, there's way more money in mainstream than in adult. It's just that mainstream sponsors mostly suck. ;-}

Please keep us informed, as much as you can.

Good thing you're an aussie, here, the churchgoers might come and burn you out.

Ms Naughty · 2004-06-04, 08:27 PM

Update
I've had 300,000 hits in 3 days, 2 sales.
1:150,000 is probably not the best ratio LOL

More interesting has been watching the URL spread, and seeing who is linking to the site. I've got 3 pages on Google already

No PR yet.

dareutwo · 2004-06-04, 10:15 PM

Just a couple thoughts -
1.) It's a parody site - not exactly sure if Any of them MAKE money.
2.) Curiousity will kill the cat - or your pocketbook - lol. I would add a pop up to adult site.
3.) Since practically No One knows what to expect... give them exactly that. Rotate Sex toy ads, books on Amazon, MP3 players, whatever you can think of. I would be rotating 50-75 different ads every week. Though make sure you can track the responses! (ie phpadsnew)

I would personally give them the porn stuff a few pages in... and stick with main stream to start with.

Looked like Fun to start with - but I think NOW your work really starts!

jmho - I could be off by hundreds of miles!

2004-06-02, 04:18 PM	#1
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	eXeXeXchurch makes the blogs... From boing boing http://boingboing.net/ ExExEx Church Fleshbot points us to a parody of "Christian porn site" XXXChurch: Despite whatever certain Christian anti-porn propaganda sites would have you believe, there's ample evidence that porn, masturbation, and parody are part of the divine universal plan. Guru Karen, Bob the Sexually Suggestive Wooden Massage Implement, and the rest of the gang at ExExEx Church have made it their mission to set the record straight: "I believe that if God hated masturbation he would have made our arms short, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex." congrats! ( Cory Doctorow is one of the guiding lights of boing boing, he was the the publisher of the original boing boing magazine (for those of you familiar with the early history of net esoterica). I knew him as part of the original cypherpunks and extropians (more early net esoterica) mailing lists, way back in the day. I like Cory Doctorow as a sci fi writer, crisp, clean writing, kinda brilliant. His two novels are online for free.) Last edited by Bill; 2004-06-02 at 04:23 PM..

2004-06-02, 10:18 PM	#2
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Thanks I emailed the url to Fleshbot and they posted it almost straight away. My stats for the last 20 hours have me at 135000 hits, over 5000 visitors. Phew! But no sales yet, that I know of. I suspect the blog readers may be too savvy to pay for porn (although they're very keen for the galleries). In any case, it will be an interesting experiment, and I should get some nice PR out of it, if nothing else __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-06-04, 08:27 PM	#4
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Update I've had 300,000 hits in 3 days, 2 sales. 1:150,000 is probably not the best ratio LOL More interesting has been watching the URL spread, and seeing who is linking to the site. I've got 3 pages on Google already No PR yet. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2004-06-04, 10:15 PM	#5
dareutwo You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1 Posts: 2,038	Just a couple thoughts - 1.) It's a parody site - not exactly sure if Any of them MAKE money. 2.) Curiousity will kill the cat - or your pocketbook - lol. I would add a pop up to adult site. 3.) Since practically No One knows what to expect... give them exactly that. Rotate Sex toy ads, books on Amazon, MP3 players, whatever you can think of. I would be rotating 50-75 different ads every week. Though make sure you can track the responses! (ie phpadsnew) I would personally give them the porn stuff a few pages in... and stick with main stream to start with. Looked like Fun to start with - but I think NOW your work really starts! jmho - I could be off by hundreds of miles! __________________ This is me Mark's-Links

2004-06-02, 11:06 PM	#3
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	It is a fascinating experiment. I think there's every chance it will get linked from a ton of big places. I wouldn't expect sales to be easy, it'll be curiousity-seekers by the thousands. Maybe try some celeb sponsors, if you can stand that kind of thing. And mainstream, of course. Ultimately, there's way more money in mainstream than in adult. It's just that mainstream sponsors mostly suck. ;-} Please keep us informed, as much as you can. Good thing you're an aussie, here, the churchgoers might come and burn you out.