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[xxxjay]

Originally posted by xxxjay
THAT IS A GREAT IDEA! I'll start writing mine now...

"Kung Pao Pussy is the greatest porn sites of all time...wait-- hold that...Kung Pao Pussy is the greatest INTERNET site of all time! I give KPP a nine-thousand on a scale of one-to-ten. All other porn pales in it’s mighty shadow! Even if you don’t like Asian chicks or porn, you should sign up! Perhaps you should consider multiple memberships and, of course, don’t forget to tell all you friends about this site. They will want to commit suicide by the grizzliest means possible if they know they missed the boat…”

My “fair and balanced” review of my own site continued:

"Once you have decided you have had enough of Kung Pao Pussy, you should not cancel. Instead, you should un-plug your computer; for you have seen the apex of the modern electronic world we call the internet. Since it's early days as the Arpanet to internet has only exsited to build up to this: Kung Pao Pussy. Mortgage your house, sell your belongings in order to have your credit card re-billing for Kung Pao Pussy till the end of time, and then you should go into a cave and live the rest of your pathetic miserable life knowing that you were once a member of the greatest porn site of history - Kung Pao Pussy!”

Pretty cool, eh?