Olympic Chuckle

Chop Smith · 2004-08-26, 06:04 PM

A former employee of mine sent me this. Made me chuckle so I decided to share it with you

Quote:

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Surfn · 2004-08-26, 06:08 PM

LOL

Torn Rose · 2004-08-26, 06:14 PM

lol... good stuff

DangerDave · 2004-08-26, 06:14 PM

Hahahahaha Nice one Chop

DD

Greenguy · 2004-08-26, 06:45 PM

That's good stuff!

Useless · 2004-08-26, 07:40 PM

Absolutely beatiful.
It's hard to find a wife that realizes kissing your balls is good luck.

Toni KatVixen · 2004-08-26, 10:04 PM

OMG!!! Those are great!!

Thank you for sharing!

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2004-08-26, 07:40 PM	#6
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2004-08-26, 10:04 PM	#7
Toni KatVixen Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 420	OMG!!! Those are great!! Thank you for sharing! __________________ Peace toni@katvixen.com

2004-08-26, 06:14 PM	#3
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	lol... good stuff