How the fuck can getting a tree removed cost this much?

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There's only one good way to say it:
That's a big fucking tree!
I wish I had that tree. My neighbors all feel tormented by the big retarded looking 100 yr old pine I have in my back yard, which I refuse to cut down. I can't imagine the fear they'd have if I had that beauty of yours planted out back.

At least your DirecTv dish is safe and sound.