Eulogy for America from Russia

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Originally posted by GunnCat
I like Bill Maher's idea about letting the south secede and taking Texas with them (though 140 years late, but better than ever).

I think it would be better to squeeze them all in the middle of the U.S. We should take both coasts and the northern row of states as a bridge between coasts. They can have the midwest and Texas.