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2010-01-24, 07:14 PM | #1 |
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Porn starlet Alexia Moore offers "Lesbian Defense" to prostitution charge
So she's dancin in a club, and supposedly offers to bang a guy in a threesome with her friend for $5000.
Guy is undercover copper. She is supposed to offer a novel defense - she's a lesbian, ergo copper is a lying POS. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01...y6125723.shtml |
2010-01-25, 12:56 PM | #2 |
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Oh man, talk about shooting herself in the foot!
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2010-01-26, 07:48 PM | #3 |
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Thats some nice big titties. He's just pissed that he couldnt afford her.
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2010-01-27, 05:51 AM | #4 |
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That defence would not work over here, British law states that there is no such thing as a lesbian!
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2010-01-27, 06:48 AM | #5 |
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2010-01-27, 07:38 AM | #6 |
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I wonder if they will show girl-girl sex scenes to the jury to prove she likes women. The guys will all have a lump in their pants...
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2010-01-27, 08:11 AM | #7 |
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Some will laugh, others will finger comb their spiky mullet or fauxhawk, toss on a flannel shirt over their wife-beater undershirt, put on a pair of Birkenstocks (or Doc Martins) and a trucker hat, push the power tools off the passenger seat of their pickup truck, crank up the Indigo Girls CD and ride off to the protest with their life partners.
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2010-01-27, 09:09 AM | #8 |
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OMG to funny Simon
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2010-01-27, 09:16 AM | #9 |
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Since that article was published, dancer Falynn Rodriguez had her case dismissed, and dancer Alexia Moore was acquitted. We should give credit to Judge ShawnDya Simpson for not being influenced by any prejudicial matter and deciding this case in an objective and fair manner.
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2010-01-27, 09:44 AM | #10 |
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No one is protesting, it is an advantage. For example if a man puts his hand in his girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a gay man puts his hand in his boyfriends pants in a public place and jerks him off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a lesbian puts her hand in her girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, in theory she has NOT broken the public obscenity laws, because lesbian sex is not recognised in law!
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2010-01-27, 12:09 PM | #12 | |
If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
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Sure, like Beckham getting groped by a female TV star to see if his underwear pics were enhanced.
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2010-01-28, 04:30 AM | #13 |
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Oh I'm sure Jonathan Ross would do it. And since rumour has it that he is negotiating a contract with a US network for when his BBC contract runs out this summer, you may get to that sort of thing on TV soon (at least until the FCC ban him from broadcasting and send him back to Britain).
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2010-01-30, 02:30 AM | #14 | |
Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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'Public Lesbian Masturbation in England!' ROFL.
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2010-02-01, 04:57 AM | #15 | |
Internet! Is that thing still around?
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