Porn starlet Alexia Moore offers "Lesbian Defense" to prostitution charge

Bill · 2010-01-24, 07:14 PM

So she's dancin in a club, and supposedly offers to bang a guy in a threesome with her friend for $5000.

Guy is undercover copper.

She is supposed to offer a novel defense - she's a lesbian, ergo copper is a lying POS.

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01...y6125723.shtml

J-SiN · 2010-01-25, 12:56 PM

Oh man, talk about shooting herself in the foot!

terry · 2010-01-26, 07:48 PM

Thats some nice big titties. He's just pissed that he couldnt afford her.

ecchi · 2010-01-27, 05:51 AM

That defence would not work over here, British law states that there is no such thing as a lesbian!

Twiceshy · 2010-01-27, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

That defence would not work over here, British law states that there is no such thing as a lesbian!

Im sure alot of Lesbians must just laugh at that one . Wow how out dated is British Law.

LD · 2010-01-27, 07:38 AM

I wonder if they will show girl-girl sex scenes to the jury to prove she likes women. The guys will all have a lump in their pants...

Simon · 2010-01-27, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Twiceshy

Im sure alot of Lesbians must just laugh at that one.

Some will laugh, others will finger comb their spiky mullet or fauxhawk, toss on a flannel shirt over their wife-beater undershirt, put on a pair of Birkenstocks (or Doc Martins) and a trucker hat, push the power tools off the passenger seat of their pickup truck, crank up the Indigo Girls CD and ride off to the protest with their life partners.

Twiceshy · 2010-01-27, 09:09 AM

OMG to funny Simon

Twiceshy · 2010-01-27, 09:16 AM

Since that article was published, dancer Falynn Rodriguez had her case dismissed, and dancer Alexia Moore was acquitted. We should give credit to Judge ShawnDya Simpson for not being influenced by any prejudicial matter and deciding this case in an objective and fair manner.

ecchi · 2010-01-27, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Simon

and ride off to the protest with their life partners.

No one is protesting, it is an advantage. For example if a man puts his hand in his girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a gay man puts his hand in his boyfriends pants in a public place and jerks him off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a lesbian puts her hand in her girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, in theory she has NOT broken the public obscenity laws, because lesbian sex is not recognised in law!

LD · 2010-01-27, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

No one is protesting, it is an advantage. For example if a man puts his hand in his girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a gay man puts his hand in his boyfriends pants in a public place and jerks him off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a lesbian puts her hand in her girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, in theory she has NOT broken the public obscenity laws, because lesbian sex is not recognised in law!

Reverse discrimination!

tickler · 2010-01-27, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LD

Reverse discrimination!

Sure, like Beckham getting groped by a female TV star to see if his underwear pics were enhanced.

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David Beckham Groped by Prankster in Bizarre TV Stunt
Italian TV star Elena Di Cioccio carried out the "attack" on a stunned Beckham, 34, as part of a popular TV show called Le Iene (The Hyenas) as he gave a TV interview.

Di Cioccio ponced on the former Manchester United star who is now on loan at AC Milan saying she wanted to see "how he measured up" after it emerged he had been dropped as a Giorgio Armani underwear model by Cristiano Ronaldo.
http://news.oneindia.in/2010/01/22/g...-tv-stunt.html

Try doing that to a female, and your ass is in the crowbar hotel.

ecchi · 2010-01-28, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by tickler

Sure, like Beckham getting groped by a female TV star to see if his underwear pics were enhanced.
Try doing that to a female, and your ass is in the crowbar hotel.

Oh I'm sure Jonathan Ross would do it. And since rumour has it that he is negotiating a contract with a US network for when his BBC contract runs out this summer, you may get to that sort of thing on TV soon (at least until the FCC ban him from broadcasting and send him back to Britain).

HouseEros · 2010-01-30, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

No one is protesting, it is an advantage. For example if a man puts his hand in his girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a gay man puts his hand in his boyfriends pants in a public place and jerks him off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a lesbian puts her hand in her girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, in theory she has NOT broken the public obscenity laws, because lesbian sex is not recognised in law!

I sense a new porn site being created.

'Public Lesbian Masturbation in England!'

ROFL.

tigress · 2010-02-01, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

No one is protesting, it is an advantage. For example if a man puts his hand in his girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a gay man puts his hand in his boyfriends pants in a public place and jerks him off, he has broken the public obscenity laws; if a lesbian puts her hand in her girlfriends pants in a public place and jerks her off, in theory she has NOT broken the public obscenity laws, because lesbian sex is not recognised in law!

Right you are!!! it is unfair!!!

ecchi · 2010-02-01, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by HouseEros

I sense a new porn site being created.
'Public Lesbian Masturbation in England!'

You have probably been beaten to it. I'm told that a lot of the public nudity/sex/humiliation material that you see on the Internet is shot in Britain.

2010-01-24, 07:14 PM	#1
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Porn starlet Alexia Moore offers "Lesbian Defense" to prostitution charge So she's dancin in a club, and supposedly offers to bang a guy in a threesome with her friend for $5000. Guy is undercover copper. She is supposed to offer a novel defense - she's a lesbian, ergo copper is a lying POS. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01...y6125723.shtml

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2010-01-27, 09:16 AM	#9
Twiceshy You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 958	Since that article was published, dancer Falynn Rodriguez had her case dismissed, and dancer Alexia Moore was acquitted. We should give credit to Judge ShawnDya Simpson for not being influenced by any prejudicial matter and deciding this case in an objective and fair manner.