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My best submitted site today
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name: meschac url: qdfhs site name: fgkyukryl description: dfhdghk site content: Pictures link type: Free Site category 1: BBW category 2: Group Comments: hello how do you think to find your peace ? as on the life of sin ? my Dear Friend i say no because no one can have the peace with the life of sin, please i re command you to give your life to Jesus only him can help you to be save. *************************** So just so you all know I dont allow Jesus to review with me. he doesn't like such things.
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Former pr0n slinger.
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Jesus likes big ladies in gangbangs it seems
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2009-07-29, 05:39 PM | #3 |
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Jesus is anal
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2009-07-29, 06:15 PM | #4 |
Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
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nicely passive agressive.
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2009-07-29, 06:56 PM | #5 |
I can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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LULZ. I have nothing against christians, but they need to stay on there own side of the internet and mind their own business.
Also, nobody expects the spanish inquisition on the internets.
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2009-07-29, 07:47 PM | #6 |
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
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I think the internet really needs a JesusTube.
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Actually Jesus' thoughts on the sex industry (and this is genuinely according to the Bible) is that you should NOT condemn people who work in the sex industry! He even intervened in a case where a woman was found guilty of prostitution and prevented her receiving the punishment for her crime.
And if you feel like believing the Da Vinci Code, his reward for this was that after his faked crucifixion he married the prostitute he saved! Oh, and back to the Bible, God himself is very into nudity - he does not actually want humans to ever wear clothes. When we were all thrown out of the Garden Of Eden, the thing that first pissed God off was not that Eve ate his apple but that "Adam covered his nakedness". |
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"Young dumb and full of cum"
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I can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2009-07-30, 07:29 PM | #10 |
wtfwjd?
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Just don't reject that site....Jesus gets pissed and there's hurricanes and shit...
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Incidentally I mentioned Da Vinci Code simply because it was the thing I thought most people would know. The theory that he faked his Crucifixion then married Mary (the prostitute not his mother) and lived happily ever after has been around a lot longer. Well before "The Last Temptation" too, the theory goes back centuries. There is even a village in Japan whose tourist industry revolves around the local belief that this town is where Jesus and Mary lived out their lives. |
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2009-08-01, 02:26 AM | #12 |
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I didnt reject it or accept it. I left it in the que. I wanted to see if after 3 days it approved itself
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2009-08-05, 02:53 PM | #13 |
WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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what?
Mary is a virgin if you don't count anal.
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2009-08-05, 03:28 PM | #14 |
wtfwjd?
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This forum is better than the comedy channel....
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2009-08-06, 04:05 AM | #15 |
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