Nun in a golf cart keeps trying to pick me up...

Netpiddler · 2004-10-29, 12:35 PM

Every few days I have to go to the hospital for blood tests to monitor my INR levels for the blood clots in my leg.

There is a nun that drives around in a stretched golf cart that gives people rides from the parking lot to the entrance of the hospital. Everyday I am there she asks if I need a ride. Everday I am there I answer "no thanks". This has been going on for a month now...

I just came from that hospital today and yep there she was trying to pick me up again. Are people that thick headed or do you think she wants me to crawl in the back of the cart with and try for a hole in one (or two)?

Geesh she wasn't even a busty blonde nun....

Oh did I mention that I got my blood taken by Elvis today? There is something very unsettling about a female lab worker wearing an Elvis costume AND holding a needle AND saying this is gonna be a little stick baybuh...

Perhaps the clot has traveled to my brain and I am hallucinating...

Nige · 2004-10-29, 02:12 PM

New niche? Nuns picking up guys in a parking lot with golf carts.

Cleo · 2004-10-29, 02:15 PM

I would ask her if she would like to be in pics and movies. I always do real well with Nun content.

Netpiddler · 2004-10-29, 02:43 PM

Heh heh... Definately gives new meaning to "Holy Roller".

I betcha next week she'll have hydraulics, spinners - maybe even some Cheech and Chong style "twice pipes" on that ride.

Is that Dre I hear bumpin in the distance????

"as I groove in my '4 on Deez hittin the switches
bitches relax while I get my proper swerve on
bumpin like a motherfucker ready to get my serve on
but before I hit the dope spot
I gotta get the chronic, the Remy Martin and my soda pop
Now I'm smellin like indo-nesia
bus stop full of fly bitches and skeezers
Cos my '4 on hit
pancake front and back, side to side
and all that shit.."

What a bad trip, I gotta get off these meds... or find another hospital.

Netpiddler · 2004-11-02, 09:35 AM

Back to the hospital for another blood test today...

The wife is going with me so maybe we can make that an unholy threesome in the backseat!

2004-10-29, 12:35 PM	#1
Netpiddler Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 74	Nun in a golf cart keeps trying to pick me up... Every few days I have to go to the hospital for blood tests to monitor my INR levels for the blood clots in my leg. There is a nun that drives around in a stretched golf cart that gives people rides from the parking lot to the entrance of the hospital. Everyday I am there she asks if I need a ride. Everday I am there I answer "no thanks". This has been going on for a month now... I just came from that hospital today and yep there she was trying to pick me up again. Are people that thick headed or do you think she wants me to crawl in the back of the cart with and try for a hole in one (or two)? Geesh she wasn't even a busty blonde nun.... Oh did I mention that I got my blood taken by Elvis today? There is something very unsettling about a female lab worker wearing an Elvis costume AND holding a needle AND saying this is gonna be a little stick baybuh... Perhaps the clot has traveled to my brain and I am hallucinating...

2004-10-29, 02:12 PM	#2
Nige Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 94	New niche? Nuns picking up guys in a parking lot with golf carts. __________________ .

2004-10-29, 02:15 PM	#3
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I would ask her if she would like to be in pics and movies. I always do real well with Nun content. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2004-10-29, 02:43 PM	#4
Netpiddler Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 74	Heh heh... Definately gives new meaning to "Holy Roller". I betcha next week she'll have hydraulics, spinners - maybe even some Cheech and Chong style "twice pipes" on that ride. Is that Dre I hear bumpin in the distance???? "as I groove in my '4 on Deez hittin the switches bitches relax while I get my proper swerve on bumpin like a motherfucker ready to get my serve on but before I hit the dope spot I gotta get the chronic, the Remy Martin and my soda pop Now I'm smellin like indo-nesia bus stop full of fly bitches and skeezers Cos my '4 on hit pancake front and back, side to side and all that shit.." What a bad trip, I gotta get off these meds... or find another hospital.

2004-11-02, 09:35 AM	#5
Netpiddler Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 74	Back to the hospital for another blood test today... The wife is going with me so maybe we can make that an unholy threesome in the backseat!