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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Do ya ever have something so great to say and can't come up with the right words? Me too, I need to know if anyone knows anyone who is a killer wordsmyth who can help me find the right words to use in promotions. I need to know rates, details, things like that. Any help would be mondo appreciated...and juedging from this post, I think its clear I need help with this whole getting my point across thing
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Bump for.......
"anyone?........anyone?" to quote Ben Stein from Ferris Buellers Day Off
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2005-03-03, 11:37 AM
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Bump, I am interested too
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2005-03-03, 02:14 PM
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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There are several sites who can do this for you, ranging from inexpensive to expensive.
I'm one of the expensive ones and I've been writing ad copy, promotional text, tour text for seven years, along with articles and press releases, copy for affiliate programs...damn...I don't think there's anything I haven't written yet. 27331641 Webmasterlabor.com also does copy and they are very inexpensive. Gene is a real good guy. Wetwords.com - Coy Sex-story-text.com - Cheeky Marie Very good people.
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2005-03-03, 03:09 PM
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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No problem....and you're welcome!!
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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2005-03-03, 05:06 PM
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Certified Nice Person
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I'm great at text, but only if I can use the word skank and mention my own testicles - often. I've been told that I'm filthy.
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2005-03-04, 04:32 AM
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Thanks Raven!
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2005-03-04, 07:19 AM
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think NOT!
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Useless Warrier would have been my suggestion too
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2005-03-04, 10:03 AM
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Internet! Is that thing still around?
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we're inexpensive and we're good
http://www.highendlinks.org/service.htm our Creative Writer has a vast experience in both adult and mainstream writing. contact us thru ICQ 265884066 or email: sales (at) highendlinks (dot) org have a good day!
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2005-03-04, 11:57 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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Raven is probably the sexiest of the bunch
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Certified Nice Person
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Plus, Raven has fabulous red hair. My head is stubly - just like my testicles.
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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Okay folks, I won't mention whom I got this text from, but I decided for them based on recommendations I read on another board.
The deal was: 149 texts, 120 words each. I wanted them to include exact keyword 4 times in that 120 words text. Each niche had its own keyword and just about every niche in this biz was covered. This text is meant to be used as search engine food, but because it's very well visible on the site it has to make complete sense. They promissed it will make sense and even said they can write it in an exciting fashion to get the visitors warmed up. This got me warmed up too. They asked for 40% price increase to make sure the quality to be there. The price was still good so I took it. Cool! Here's 1 text out of 149 they wrote. The niche for this one was: Creampies Exact keyword to be used in the text 4 times exactly was: creampie Keep in mind that writing text when you are forced to use exact keyword exactly 4 times in only 120 words of text is a bit harder. But they are copywriters, they have the skills, imagination and so on and I paid extra 40%, right? Sure. Anyway, here's the text: "Incredibly hot and sexy girls getting their pussy fucked very deep and hard. After a thorough fucking and drilling, these girls received special treats of thick creampie for their ever hungry pussies. Some of the girls featured in this site are shy at first but with the promise of hot and fresh creampie, they heeded. Watch these awesome girls’ tight ass and pretty little pussies get fucked and bathed in creampie. These hung men are really lucky to have these cum-hungry girls at their beck and call. These girls will do anything these hung men wants just to feel their precious fat cocks up their ass and pussies. If you want to see these girls’ asses and pussies eat creampie, then log on and click on the particular links." They say they check their text for grammar errors twice. You be the judge. |
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2005-03-04, 07:35 PM
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Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
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Me right good inglish too! Only better is skanky testicle warrior.
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2005-03-04, 08:33 PM
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Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right.
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Good stuff there.. NOT.
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2005-03-04, 09:51 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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Me not know creampie. What mean?
You should hire the skank even if he does write mostly about his stubly testicles |
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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Haven't heard it in a while, but I love it 
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
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This reminds me of a friend's attitude about "Premium Unleaded"...but I won't go there right now... |
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2005-03-05, 05:13 AM
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think NOT!
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Ahhh you need to visit MondoErotica more |
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2005-03-05, 05:40 AM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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Bargain of the century indeed! I was very pleased with this text. Very much indeed.
The worst part was that they are not unknown and many people say good things about them. That's the problem. Just wanted to let you know be careful who you hire. They said they will correct the texts. I am not holding my breath, yet I'll give them a chance. Give them a chance to prove their text editing is not based on MS Word spellchecker. Want more? Here it comes! Niche: Gay Bear Keyword: Gay Bears "Want a treat of juicy cumload from cute and huggable gay bears? Well, who doesn’t? Just the thought of yummy, cute and muscled gay bears cumming in front of me already makes my knees weak and my mouth waters. And I bet it will do the same to your knees and mouth. These gay bears are so good and great in giving pleasure to their partners. They are not solely interested in taking pleasure but more on pleasing and satisfying their partners. They pleasure their partners like a king. Watching them at work will make you green with envy and make you wish you were there and giving and taking sexual pleasure with them. These gay bears are truly amazing!" This one is even better: Niche: Black Gay Keyword: Gay Black Men "Back then, people thought so low of gay black men. But these people do not know what they are missing because if they only knew how great and amazing these gay black men in bed, they will never even think of discriminating them. These gay black men can give you the best cum-boggling experience of your life, which you will never forget for the rest of your life. They are raging in sexual passion and can elicit fire in you. Feel their eager hands playfully rubbing on your cock. They do it like no other can. In this site you can pamper your cock to several photos and videos of stimulating actions. If your want the whole picture of these gay black men getting sexually naughty, click the link!" And My Precious: Niche: Huge Gay Cock Keyword: Huge Gay Cock "Most people want everything big, from big houses to big cars, big house appliances and others because big things signify big money. If you have big houses and cars, it means you are rich. Besides, who wouldn’t want to live in a big house where you have so many space to do anything you want. However, big houses, cars and appliances are not the only things that can make you happy. In fact, huge gay cock will give you more happiness than any riches in the world. This huge gay cock will stretch your ass so wide and fuck you so deep and hard. Watch this huge gay cock in pumping action and how they make their partners scream at the top of their lungs. There are more intense and extreme actions from huge gay cock if you click on the links." At first I thought I ordered a text for real-estate site with this one.  |
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that is SOOOOOOOOO Terrible!! please PM me who this is I don't want to waste my bosses money on THAT! my boss would strangle me.
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think NOT!
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... and how much did you pay for this???
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2005-03-05, 09:18 AM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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OMG that is too funny. I was ready to call Century 21. I mean really if you think about it.. we write text for the spiders but do the surfers ever read it? |cool| |
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