The Official Whoring Wives - you've rejected me you rotten bastard - thread

Useless · 2005-07-30, 11:13 AM

I have decided that I have far too much time on my hands, so I will begin sending rejection notices for declined free sites at Whoring Wives. This seems like a pretty good way for submitters to learn my likes and dislikes, and I'm hoping that this will result in the need to reject fewer sites for easily avoided issues. (Not to mention my constant need for attention)

The URL to this thread will be sent with each rejection notice that I choose to send.

Surfn · 2005-07-30, 11:36 AM

(^(@~@#%@%@!! lol

Good luck with this brainstorm. At my age the less hassles the better

Useless · 2005-07-30, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfn

(^(@~@#%@%@!! lol

Good luck with this brainstorm. At my age the less hassles the better

Notice that I'm not sending rejection letters on Filthy Earl. That would be a hassle cause I reject most of what is submitted to Earl.

Most of the sites listed there are from only a handful of GG&Jim members. Poor Earl.

Cleo · 2005-07-30, 11:54 AM

Every LL needs one of these.
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...tachmentid=608

Useless · 2005-07-30, 12:01 PM

My script isn't that advanced. I just had to do some copying and pasting and minor alterations so that I could add the choice of 'Reject w/ Reason'. I still needed the ability to silently decline (especially since I accept galleries) and that option was not built in. It was either no rejection emails or everyone gets one.

MadMax · 2005-07-30, 01:48 PM

I haven't been rejected...just couldn't pass up a chance to call you a rotten bastard

stuveltje · 2005-07-30, 04:04 PM

this thread reminds me again why i love working on the net

hey me still on holiday...........

Useless · 2005-07-31, 11:07 PM

OK, so I fucked up.

When I modified the script so that I could send rejection notices, I first tested it with the acceptance email template, which is sent for every accepted gallery and free site. Oops. I forgot to change the subject line back to 'Accepted' when I was done screwing around, so everyone who was accepted today received an email with the subject 'Submission Declined - Please Read'. If you read the email, you would have seen that your site was actually accepted. Sorry for the mixed signals. I'm an idiot. If I had a day job, I wouldn't quit it.

Thanks to ErickG for pointing out this pretty messed up situation. Someone shoot me - please.

Wazza · 2005-07-31, 11:24 PM

Your new avatar sucks balls

|viking|

ponygirl · 2005-07-31, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

Your new avatar sucks balls

|viking|

oh c'mon, we all know UW is just a pussycat

although I will always picture him as he was lol

Ponygirl

Trev · 2005-08-01, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl

although I will always picture him as he was lol

Ponygirl

You will always picture UW as a little old German man?

ponygirl · 2005-08-01, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

You will always picture UW as a little old German man?

It was just that "in your face" kinda look...

ps sorry UW for totally diverting this thread

Ponygirl

Wazza · 2005-08-01, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl

ps sorry UW for totally diverting this thread

Don't you go sucking up to el pussy cato - I diverted it - it's my doing - don't steal my fucking thunder!

ps sorry UW for totally diverting this thread

|viking|

MrYum · 2005-08-01, 01:37 AM

Hey UW...Wazza is right...your new avatar does suck balls!

WTF were you thinking???

Wazza · 2005-08-01, 02:04 AM

And if that's your pussy she wasn't last night

ponygirl · 2005-08-01, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

Don't you go sucking up to el pussy cato - I diverted it - it's my doing - don't steal my fucking thunder!

ps sorry UW for totally diverting this thread

|viking|

Wazza -

I'm an equal opportunity sucker-upper

|blowkiss| Ponygirl

Trev · 2005-08-01, 02:52 AM

People are apologizing to UW for diverting a thread???

(it's going to get crowded behind this couch)

Surfn · 2005-08-01, 05:41 AM

So did Jim make you change your avatar UW?

Btw, I don't know if you did it intentionally or not but the text above your avatar ends ...shut the fuck the up... do you mean "shut the fuck up..."

Or do you mean "shut the fuckup..."

Useless · 2005-08-01, 09:26 AM

Cocksuckers, every last one of you.

My avatar is on holiday, this one is my cat Rinpoche. Pretty bad name choice being that Rinpoche is a man and my cat is female. We call her Poshie.

MorganGrayson · 2005-08-06, 01:05 PM

OK.
I couldn't find a "Thanks for listing me, UW" thread and didn't want to start a new one (all that happiness could prove detrimental to a certain individual's trademark grumpiness) so I decided to fuck with this thread.

I brought my cat, though.

UW...thanks for listing me and thanks for the heads up re: knock off the flash banners. I go slowly but I do learn. |blowkiss|

You may all now return to using the word "cocksucker" as often as possible.

Useless · 2005-08-06, 02:26 PM

Hi Morgan!
Some lists do allow Flash banners, but the general consensus is that it's not a good idea. It can be used for evil, so we just tend to avoid it.

Trev · 2005-08-06, 03:57 PM

Get off the board and go party.... geeeeezzzzeeeeeeee

MorganGrayson · 2005-08-06, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Hi Morgan!
Some lists do allow Flash banners, but the general consensus is that it's not a good idea. It can be used for evil, so we just tend to avoid it.

I do not wish to the contribute to evil uses! It was fun watching them wiz around, though. Usually I dont' like flash, but that's more along the line of site entrances that go on forever...and ever...and ever...and don't have a "click here to avoid this mess" link.

juggernaut · 2005-08-06, 10:21 PM

UW you should just send the link to that post that was here a few days ago about someone complaining they got a rejection mail that said something like "dont submit your shit to me" lol I think its funny tho cause you see some complain they dont get them then you see ones who complain when they do. lol. I think iggystick said it best . SUBMIT and forget, if you dont get listed move on.

2005-07-30, 11:13 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	The Official Whoring Wives - you've rejected me you rotten bastard - thread I have decided that I have far too much time on my hands, so I will begin sending rejection notices for declined free sites at Whoring Wives. This seems like a pretty good way for submitters to learn my likes and dislikes, and I'm hoping that this will result in the need to reject fewer sites for easily avoided issues. (Not to mention my constant need for attention) The URL to this thread will be sent with each rejection notice that I choose to send. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-07-30, 11:36 AM	#2
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	(^(@~@#%@%@!! lol Good luck with this brainstorm. At my age the less hassles the better __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-07-30, 11:54 AM	#4
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Every LL needs one of these. http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...tachmentid=608 __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-07-30, 12:01 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	My script isn't that advanced. I just had to do some copying and pasting and minor alterations so that I could add the choice of 'Reject w/ Reason'. I still needed the ability to silently decline (especially since I accept galleries) and that option was not built in. It was either no rejection emails or everyone gets one. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-07-30, 04:04 PM	#7
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	this thread reminds me again why i love working on the net hey me still on holiday........... __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2005-07-30, 01:48 PM	#6
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	I haven't been rejected...just couldn't pass up a chance to call you a rotten bastard

2005-07-31, 11:07 PM	#8
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	OK, so I fucked up. When I modified the script so that I could send rejection notices, I first tested it with the acceptance email template, which is sent for every accepted gallery and free site. Oops. I forgot to change the subject line back to 'Accepted' when I was done screwing around, so everyone who was accepted today received an email with the subject 'Submission Declined - Please Read'. If you read the email, you would have seen that your site was actually accepted. Sorry for the mixed signals. I'm an idiot. If I had a day job, I wouldn't quit it. Thanks to ErickG for pointing out this pretty messed up situation. Someone shoot me - please. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-07-31, 11:24 PM	#9
Wazza I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 808	Your new avatar sucks balls \|viking\| __________________ I sale Internet My sites have no traffic and no PR - let's trade - PM me

2005-08-01, 01:37 AM	#14
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Hey UW...Wazza is right...your new avatar does suck balls! WTF were you thinking??? __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2005-08-01, 02:04 AM	#15
Wazza I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 808	And if that's your pussy she wasn't last night __________________ I sale Internet My sites have no traffic and no PR - let's trade - PM me

2005-08-01, 02:52 AM	#17
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	People are apologizing to UW for diverting a thread??? (it's going to get crowded behind this couch) __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2005-08-01, 05:41 AM	#18
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	So did Jim make you change your avatar UW? Btw, I don't know if you did it intentionally or not but the text above your avatar ends ...shut the fuck the up... do you mean "shut the fuck up..." Or do you mean "shut the fuckup..." __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-08-01, 09:26 AM	#19
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Cocksuckers, every last one of you. My avatar is on holiday, this one is my cat Rinpoche. Pretty bad name choice being that Rinpoche is a man and my cat is female. We call her Poshie. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-06, 01:05 PM	#20
MorganGrayson The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 171	OK. I couldn't find a "Thanks for listing me, UW" thread and didn't want to start a new one (all that happiness could prove detrimental to a certain individual's trademark grumpiness) so I decided to fuck with this thread. I brought my cat, though. UW...thanks for listing me and thanks for the heads up re: knock off the flash banners. I go slowly but I do learn. \|blowkiss\| You may all now return to using the word "cocksucker" as often as possible. __________________ <a href="http://www.writtentemptations.com/"><img src="http://www.morgangrayson.com/ggwt.jpg" border=0><br>Written Temptations<br>Erotic Stories</a>

2005-08-06, 02:26 PM	#21
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Hi Morgan! Some lists do allow Flash banners, but the general consensus is that it's not a good idea. It can be used for evil, so we just tend to avoid it. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-08-06, 03:57 PM	#22
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	Get off the board and go party.... geeeeezzzzeeeeeeee __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2005-08-06, 10:21 PM	#24
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	UW you should just send the link to that post that was here a few days ago about someone complaining they got a rejection mail that said something like "dont submit your shit to me" lol I think its funny tho cause you see some complain they dont get them then you see ones who complain when they do. lol. I think iggystick said it best . SUBMIT and forget, if you dont get listed move on.