ORAL

Platinum Bryan · 2005-09-29, 02:22 PM

Oral Medicine

A woman had been in coma for months. One day, nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him,
"Crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of her coma!"

The husband was somewhat sceptical, but they assured him that they would
close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat-lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked on it!"

Greenguy · 2005-09-29, 02:32 PM

My knee hurts from slapping it

Surfn · 2005-09-29, 02:56 PM

Ramster · 2005-09-29, 03:41 PM

Good one!!!

sue-fl · 2005-09-29, 05:07 PM

Cracking up over here......

That was a great joke!!

xathann · 2005-09-29, 06:42 PM

nice one

SirMoby · 2005-09-29, 08:10 PM

That one got a loud chuckle out of me. Thanks

spookyx · 2005-09-29, 08:30 PM

I just wanted to mention

Jim has dogs...

and the joke was good too

MrYum · 2005-09-29, 10:40 PM

Just HAD to get that last blowjob

Rick J · 2005-09-30, 06:49 AM

LOL, thats a good one

Dr Bizzaro · 2005-09-30, 09:59 AM

Good one...

I meant the dogs comment.

MindyBlingBucks · 2005-09-30, 10:06 AM

Oh my . . . . .HAHAHA!!! Thanks for sharing!

pornrex · 2005-09-30, 12:02 PM

Nice!

Shaft_1971 · 2005-09-30, 02:45 PM

My first visit to this board and that was joke was the best I've read in a long time.

Great to be here.

2005-09-29, 02:22 PM	#1
Platinum Bryan Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 81	ORAL Oral Medicine A woman had been in coma for months. One day, nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him, "Crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of her coma!" The husband was somewhat sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat-lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked on it!"

2005-09-29, 02:32 PM	#2
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2005-09-29, 02:56 PM	#3
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2005-09-29, 05:07 PM	#5
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2005-09-29, 08:10 PM	#7
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2005-09-29, 08:30 PM	#8
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2005-09-30, 09:59 AM	#11
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2005-09-30, 10:06 AM	#12
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2005-09-30, 02:45 PM	#14
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