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If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
Join Date: Dec 2003
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![]() The doctors claim the operation was a success - even though the organ was later removed when the patient and his wife suffered "psychological problems".
![]() http://news.scotsman.com/internation...?id=1376932006 I love some of the comments: ![]() Maybe he needs a wife transplant! Typical. the missus dosent like it so it gets sent back. His wife should have been given anti-rejection drugs! |
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Washington, DC
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I wonder if this is going to put a high demand on elephant penis since it's the largest penis on a land mammal and can weigh up to 60 lbs.
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Sounds like the next new big affiliate scheme, haha. Gonna get me a hold of some John Holmes DNA and clone me a bunch of big dicks.
You too can have a big cock for 159.99! Forget about the pills and get the real thing! Your penis will come in a cooler packed in ice!!! <font size=1>May require a doctor for installation <BR> Not responsible for additional costs of installation</FONT> hahahhaa ![]()
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Canada
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LOL! Gives a new meaning to "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!"
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So much sperm ... So little time!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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That is one load that I am NOT swallowing!
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
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I heard he was fine with it until all his friends told him it was really gay to be masturbating with another guy's dick.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I wonder if you can have one installed any place on your body you want?
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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And the power and meaning of King Missile will never die!
I love how so many people here can make such good penis jokes. ![]()
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