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If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
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Top mistakes men make in bed
OK, I'm waiting!
 Each lover brings something new to the table. But, somehow they all manage to make the same mistakes when it comes to sex. http://www.sheknows.com/articles/lov...ake-in-bed.htm |
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2008-05-06, 01:03 PM
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Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice?
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The biggest mistake I've made in bed was waking up next to a 2 that was a 10 the night before....
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2008-05-07, 12:01 PM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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when you had sex to the person who doesn't love you..
 for me this would be the biggest mistake i know when it comes to sex..sad.. 
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2008-05-07, 12:04 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2008-05-07, 12:35 PM
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2008-05-07, 03:37 PM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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I like the last one - ROTFLMAO
It should read "making the girl talk like a dolphin" Anal is not my thing unless the girl really likes it so I guess I get a pass on this one. My ex was one of those girls - and she had to beg me  I asked Twang the same question and she said "showing up in the first place". The bitch is brutal - can't understand why I like her. |
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2008-05-07, 06:52 PM
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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 I try to outsource that stuff to Carol 
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2008-05-07, 07:12 PM
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Lets add the number 1 mistake women make during sex...
And that's thinking we give a shit. |
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2008-05-08, 01:07 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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2008-05-08, 07:45 AM
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Along for the ride and loving it.
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I think a womans biggest problem in bed is her memory. Everything is always the guys fault when something goes awry and you can add to this the fact that she has this remarkable ability to remember when you farted in public ten years ago and she scowled at you while berating you for your bad manners. Well women fart too!
I swear you girls have a built in dvd that reruns every thing we ever did that didn't quite live up to expectations or basically pissed you off and you can spit fire and brimstone as you recall that period chapter and verse. As for the women of this world, well they can do no wrong... If you catch them out though, It's often easier just to gloss it over and forget it or heaven help you for mentioning the fact that she cocked up. Tears will inevitably enuse and suddenly your once again at fault for upsetting her  Of course Emmy is always right and can do no wrong. She's perfect in every way as are all of the girls on the board However i draw your attention to this: 50 Things Woman Do In Bed |
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2008-05-08, 10:43 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Those articles crack me up! It just makes me glad I've been married 30 years and don't have any hang ups when it comes to sex.
We have always had the motto to try anything the other wants, if we don't like it or it doesn't work don't do it again. We are still having great sex after all these years too  |
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2008-05-09, 07:58 AM
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The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals
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1. Skipping foreplay all the time
- I think we all deserve one, I mean all the time, and we love that... but some men sad to say cant think of that... 2. Moving too fast - Practicing restraint in bed will only get us hotter, making us want you even more, and will inevitably lead to a mind-blowing,, so learn to pace yourself and enjoy everything the moment has to offer. 3. Back in Black and Out of the Sack Hey - we're tired too...but don't turn your back and fall to sleep just YET! A few minutes of good quality intimate closeness just seals the deal for us and reinforces the power of passionate, wild and wanton lovemaking that watching you snooze just quite can't accomplish..:-)
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2008-05-09, 11:30 AM
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Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
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2008-05-12, 07:51 AM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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cum first before your partner do... or compare her to other girl while having sex
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