Funniest/Weirdest Search Strings In Your Stats?

CybrFire · 2004-02-12, 05:24 PM

What's the funniest and or weirdest search strings that have come up in your site stats lately? A winner from mine for today was...

"Trading pussy for crack"

WTF?

Was that referring to some strange porn out there useing crack whores as their content or what? Please don't tell me that was some serious searching from some crack addict. I know there's some messed up people out there, but damn.

Anyone have anything interesting like that from today or recently?

eman · 2004-02-13, 05:35 AM

This appeared today:

"Who wants to fuck a billionaire peaches"

A wealthy fruit fetish?

CybrFire · 2004-02-14, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eman
This appeared today:

"Who wants to fuck a billionaire peaches"

A wealthy fruit fetish?

Wow...that's rich! Pardon the pun. Pretty weird, but pretty good too

amber438 · 2004-02-14, 06:25 PM

Don't get grossed out..
but my number 1 search is "enema sex"

go figure..

Surfn · 2004-02-14, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amber438
Don't get grossed out..
but my number 1 search is "enema sex"

go figure..

ewwwwww gross!! I just hurled my cookies! |shocking|

Greenguy · 2004-02-14, 07:29 PM

I had one a few years back that was getting hits for "Tina Yothers" - the youngest kid on Family Ties. It was to a page that had a girl named Tina as the model - go figure.

Surfn · 2004-02-14, 07:35 PM

I've had my share of weird searches over the years. I find referrals the strangest. I can't believe some of the places these guys are then click onto one of my galleries.

One of my most common refers is a URL that ends in "Atomic"

Did I mention Dr Bizzaro is one of the places that post my galleries.

DangerDave · 2004-02-14, 08:58 PM

Lots of micro-niches here....

"amateur teen girls undressing orange clothing"

"midget lesbians fondling"

"22 year old girls posing nude"

"free pregnant with twins and still fucking"

"ebony women in latex clothes using dildos"

DD

CybrFire · 2004-02-15, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
I had one a few years back that was getting hits for "Tina Yothers" - the youngest kid on Family Ties. It was to a page that had a girl named Tina as the model - go figure.

I remember Tina Yothers. Used to watch Family Ties all the time way back when and used to really be into her older sister (can't remember the name, & is she even around these days?)...she was pretty good looking back then. But Tina Yothers? Nah, I'll pass.

CybrFire · 2004-02-15, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amber438
Don't get grossed out..
but my number 1 search is "enema sex"

go figure..

How about...

"enema sex with a midget wearing latex while indulging in a bra fetish and slapping the ass of a 500 pound woman that's stroking the midgets enormous tangles of back hair?"

Haven't had any search results on that yet...but I expect something close to it to show up sooner or later

JustAnotherDude · 2004-02-15, 03:15 AM

I'm just starting to get in a couple search engines, but the weirdness has begun.

not what i wnted (the phrase!) has referred two people! And I don't see it anywhere on my pages!

utf-8 somehow brought someone to my site.

amber438 · 2004-02-15, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CybrFire
How about...

"enema sex with a midget wearing latex while indulging in a bra fetish and slapping the ass of a 500 pound woman that's stroking the midgets enormous tangles of back hair?"

Bwahahaha..that would be something!! LOLOLOL..

HarryM · 2004-02-15, 12:41 PM

Girls with mustaches and one eyebrow sucking on morphed cocks while playing the violin

hmm maybe not but today I had one for just the number "27" wierd.

urb · 2004-02-15, 04:03 PM

b

I have multiple hits every week for the letter "b"

I have no idea why.

CybrFire · 2004-02-15, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HarryMuff
Girls with mustaches and one eyebrow sucking on morphed cocks while playing the violin

hmm maybe not but today I had one for just the number "27" wierd.

Harrymuff...I was at this resteraunt not long ago and that mustached, one eyebrowed woman sounds exactly like a woman I saw there!

Only she wasn't sucking on anything or playing

. But do you think it could be the same one?? LOL.

She would be a great pic of the day for mustached/eyebrowed/he-shes fetish! Umm...not my thing, but maybe someone else will get off on that.

CelticTiger · 2004-02-15, 05:30 PM

"live web cams in mexico on the internet" ????

Also apparently theres a big thing for "hobos gay sex" A new niche emerging maybe?

docholly · 2004-02-15, 06:24 PM

"Hair brush hags trailers."

from a tgp2 gallery i made off of free content from GG&J that had this wench with a hairbrush up her twat.

the funny thing was it was in 3 different sections.. i had hair brush in one, old goth hags in another.. and Rocking her trailer in another..

CybrFire · 2004-02-15, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CelticTiger
"live web cams in mexico on the internet" ????

Also apparently theres a big thing for "hobos gay sex" A new niche emerging maybe?

Hobos gay sex? That's a new one to me! Just as long as that maybe new niche doesn't develope into "Hobos gay sex with partner and a hairbrush while wearing chains & whipping an alien from the planet suckmehairynuts into submission."

Anything goes these days...so maybe that's the new 'fad' niche to make big $$ from

Tart · 2004-02-15, 08:06 PM

someone was determined to find porn, I had this one turn up:

"porn OR porn OR porn OR porn OR porn"

And someone else was in the mood for kink in a big way:

torture sex weird strange bizarre sites links galleries index

This is for my linklist so all sorts of odd combinations show up, and that doesn't surprise me. However.. the fact that there are people (and sometimes quite a few) searching for these, makes me a bit worried.

|help|

CybrFire · 2004-02-15, 09:43 PM

Tart, I worry less about bizarre search word combinations, but alot more about certain ones like one or two I had turn up in my stats a month ago...

"Models under the age of 18"

I'm pretty damned carefull about how I describe certain sites when it's for the teen category or whatnot, but that troubled me when it turned up. I hate ch**d p**n with a vengance and think anyone caught doing that should have his balls cut off in public (I'm beaing nice). I know woman have been guilty of doing that too though...but anyways, that kind of crap turns my stomach when I see search terms like that used.

CelticTiger · 2004-02-16, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tart

"porn OR porn OR porn OR porn OR porn"

A little while back I used to have the #2 spot in google for porn porn as well as the #3 spot for porn porn porn and the #1 spot for porn porn porn porn....used to get quite a few hits a day from them. After the florida update I lost them

I also got a search for "access porn and pay by phone" - I wish all my searches were like that! Someone looking to pay for porn??????

Fonz · 2004-02-17, 04:39 AM

Got these:

"big naturals busty big or naturals or busty big naturals busty"

"smiling porn"

T Pat · 2004-02-17, 08:55 AM

I get Tijuana Donkey Shows alot
There hasn't been a Tijuana donkey show since the 1920's

mrMagoo · 2004-02-21, 04:07 AM

I get many, but here is one of my favorites:

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JustAnotherDude · 2004-02-21, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrMagoo
how to do a gyno cyber exam

Put your nose against the screen and squint.

2004-02-14, 06:25 PM	#4
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2004-02-14, 08:58 PM	#8
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2004-02-15, 04:03 PM	#14
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	b I have multiple hits every week for the letter "b" I have no idea why. __________________

2004-02-15, 06:24 PM	#17
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2004-02-12, 05:24 PM	#1
CybrFire The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The deep south Posts: 174	Funniest/Weirdest Search Strings In Your Stats? What's the funniest and or weirdest search strings that have come up in your site stats lately? A winner from mine for today was... "Trading pussy for crack" WTF? Was that referring to some strange porn out there useing crack whores as their content or what? Please don't tell me that was some serious searching from some crack addict. I know there's some messed up people out there, but damn. Anyone have anything interesting like that from today or recently? __________________ <a href="http://www.directoryforadults.com">Directory For Adults</a> - <a href="http://www.directoryforadults.com/cgi-bin/dfa/addlink.cgi?action=metaform&category=">Submission Page</a> <a href="http://www.worldwebporn.com">WorldWeb Porn - <a href="http://www.worldwebporn.com/submitsite.htm">Submission Page</a>

2004-02-13, 05:35 AM	#2
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	This appeared today: "Who wants to fuck a billionaire peaches" A wealthy fruit fetish?

2004-02-14, 07:35 PM	#7
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I've had my share of weird searches over the years. I find referrals the strangest. I can't believe some of the places these guys are then click onto one of my galleries. One of my most common refers is a URL that ends in "Atomic" Did I mention Dr Bizzaro is one of the places that post my galleries.

2004-02-15, 03:15 AM	#11
JustAnotherDude Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 68	I'm just starting to get in a couple search engines, but the weirdness has begun. not what i wnted (the phrase!) has referred two people! And I don't see it anywhere on my pages! utf-8 somehow brought someone to my site.

2004-02-15, 12:41 PM	#13
HarryM No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 285	Girls with mustaches and one eyebrow sucking on morphed cocks while playing the violin hmm maybe not but today I had one for just the number "27" wierd.

2004-02-15, 05:30 PM	#16
CelticTiger Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 266	"live web cams in mexico on the internet" ???? Also apparently theres a big thing for "hobos gay sex" A new niche emerging maybe?

2004-02-15, 08:06 PM	#19
Tart When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny South Posts: 423	someone was determined to find porn, I had this one turn up: "porn OR porn OR porn OR porn OR porn" And someone else was in the mood for kink in a big way: torture sex weird strange bizarre sites links galleries index This is for my linklist so all sorts of odd combinations show up, and that doesn't surprise me. However.. the fact that there are people (and sometimes quite a few) searching for these, makes me a bit worried. \|help\|

2004-02-15, 09:43 PM	#20
CybrFire The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The deep south Posts: 174	Tart, I worry less about bizarre search word combinations, but alot more about certain ones like one or two I had turn up in my stats a month ago... "Models under the age of 18" I'm pretty damned carefull about how I describe certain sites when it's for the teen category or whatnot, but that troubled me when it turned up. I hate chd pn with a vengance and think anyone caught doing that should have his balls cut off in public (I'm beaing nice). I know woman have been guilty of doing that too though...but anyways, that kind of crap turns my stomach when I see search terms like that used. __________________ <a href="http://www.directoryforadults.com">Directory For Adults</a> - <a href="http://www.directoryforadults.com/cgi-bin/dfa/addlink.cgi?action=metaform&category=">Submission Page</a> <a href="http://www.worldwebporn.com">WorldWeb Porn - <a href="http://www.worldwebporn.com/submitsite.htm">Submission Page</a>

2004-02-17, 04:39 AM	#22
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2004-02-17, 08:55 AM	#23
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I get Tijuana Donkey Shows alot There hasn't been a Tijuana donkey show since the 1920's __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2004-02-21, 04:07 AM	#24
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