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Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-01-16, 11:46 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,103
Posted By Useless
I'm not telling anyone that they can't link to...

I'm not telling anyone that they can't link to whatever they wish to. I'm telling them that I'm not listing them. Who the hell do you think you are to tell me how I should or shouldn't run MY SITES?...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-01-16, 01:55 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,103
Posted By Useless
Don't worry about it. I'll remove your submitter...

Don't worry about it. I'll remove your submitter accounts at Whoring and Perve in the morning and you can keep submitting to SnizzShare. Oh, that's right - you can't submit there, can you? I'm more...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-13, 02:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,233
Posted By Useless
So far it has been a quiet Vegas morning here. I...

So far it has been a quiet Vegas morning here. I think Preacher has gone to buy some plastic trash bags while I sit here trying to hack this dead hooker into smaller pieces. The problem with having a...
Forum: Newbie Questions 2008-01-11, 10:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,201
Posted By Useless
It's a monster and it's more than you could ever...

It's a monster and it's more than you could ever want, but it's free, powerful, and very stable. http://www.openads.org/ Formerly PHPadsnew.
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-01-11, 10:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,317
Posted By Useless
Did that last night. I've googled like a mother...

Did that last night. I've googled like a mother fucker as well. Coming up short.

I assume that the misspelling of your name was a Freudian slip. Read this to get the joke. Horney...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-11, 07:51 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,934
Posted By Useless
If you get into a horrible accident, I assume...

If you get into a horrible accident, I assume that your last breath will be consumed by giving me a call so that I can find other accommodations. |thumb
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-11, 07:47 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,631
Posted By Useless
I can imagine all of that gay sex would be rather...

I can imagine all of that gay sex would be rather destructive for all those semen - doh! - I mean seamen.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-01-11, 07:42 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,407
Posted By Useless
You forgot warm hugs, gentle caresses and sloppy...

You forgot warm hugs, gentle caresses and sloppy wet kisses.
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-01-11, 04:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,317
Posted By Useless
Server-side screenshot script

I'd like a screenshot script to run on a server (not PC desktop) that could create a screenshot of a web page when given the URL. Something like Websnapr (http://www.websnapr.com/) or IWebTools...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-11, 03:49 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,934
Posted By Useless
I'm jealous of everyone who isn't rooming with...

I'm jealous of everyone who isn't rooming with Preacher. :D
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-01-11, 11:55 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,930
Posted By Useless
The only emails I've had for a few days have been...

The only emails I've had for a few days have been spam, more spam, and sponsors telling me how excited they are to have been nominated for an Xbiz award. Why would I care? You had a friend/employee...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-11, 10:30 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,934
Posted By Useless
I didn't want to look too sexy while hanging out...

I didn't want to look too sexy while hanging out with these bums.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-11, 10:18 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,934
Posted By Useless
Cool beans, Pat. I don't think any of us are...

Cool beans, Pat. I don't think any of us are actually going to the show itself, so it should be pretty easy to find us all. I'll be the one in roller skates, a wife beater, and tight fitting powder...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-01-11, 10:08 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,859
Posted By Useless
Now I feel like an ass. (Yes, I know - I should...

Now I feel like an ass. (Yes, I know - I should always feel like an ass.) I checked my stats and I have been getting traffic to that site from PB, so you are most definitely correct. Phew. I only do...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-11, 09:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,934
Posted By Useless
I fly to Vegas early tomorrow morning and I'm...

I fly to Vegas early tomorrow morning and I'm still not excited. Every day, my wife asks me if I'm excited. I say, "no - now go make me a sandwich, bitch!" Or something like that. It probably sounds...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2008-01-10, 11:51 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,794
Posted By Useless
Ok - I give. What's morphing? |loony|

Ok - I give. What's morphing? |loony|
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2008-01-10, 08:32 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,131
Posted By Useless
http://cgi.ebay.com/700-Adult-Ebooks-Resell-rights...

http://cgi.ebay.com/700-Adult-Ebooks-Resell-rights_W0QQitemZ360000163354QQihZ023QQcategoryZ47103QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQtrksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-10, 06:26 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,903
Posted By Useless
I went dancing a lot. |huh My biggest goal upon...

I went dancing a lot. |huh
My biggest goal upon entering the army was to end up in Germany as my recruiter has promised. Apparently, in recruiter speak, Germany = Texas. I never really asked the...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-10, 02:21 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,903
Posted By Useless
You're so queer. |catfight|

You're so queer. |catfight|
Forum: Search Engines 2008-01-10, 09:58 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,853
Posted By Useless
"So, Dave, what do you do?" "I'm the head of...

"So, Dave, what do you do?"
"I'm the head of Google's Crawl Team."
"Wow. That must be rough on your knees. Who do you guys compete against?"
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-10, 09:51 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,269
Posted By Useless
Clear, sunny, and a bit nippy here this morning....

Clear, sunny, and a bit nippy here this morning. I was up until 1:30am working on one of my genius ideas, which led me to an even MORE BETTER, BESTEST GENIUS idea that I laid in bed contemplating for...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-10, 09:43 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,903
Posted By Useless
Apparently he lived his life by watching a lot of...

Apparently he lived his life by watching a lot of Babylon 5.
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-01-10, 12:00 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,883
Posted By Useless
Exactly. I can only imagine what great minds...

Exactly. I can only imagine what great minds would join a site after clicking a banner that flashes the words: TENTACLES LESBIAN R@PE.
It's so weird and disjointed and sick. Where do people come up...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-09, 11:47 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,329
Posted By Useless
Wow - you're like wicked old. ;) Congrats...

Wow - you're like wicked old. ;)

Congrats Mr. Exotic. I'm going to give you the same advice now as I would have given you for your first child if I had known you back then. Run. Run far. Run fast....
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-01-09, 11:40 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,903
Posted By Useless
I realize that it seems harsh to many, whether...

I realize that it seems harsh to many, whether it's because it's a dead soldier or simply some dead person. Hell, some people won't even joke about Anna Nicole Smith, but I was giggling when she was...
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