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Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-19, 03:35 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,944
Posted By ecchi
Have you checked your spam board recently:...

Have you checked your spam board recently: http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=67491 :)


My current Aff Prog has been on the spam board for a few months and in my sig about two...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-19, 03:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,610
Posted By ecchi
Coming home from walking the dogs I found a guy...

Coming home from walking the dogs I found a guy in his 60s/70s lying unconscious on the sidewalk.

But I was told I couldn't keep him as the law of "finders keepers" does not work on humans, so I...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-19, 05:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,873
Posted By ecchi
OK I can't spell storms. It was Storm Barney not...

OK I can't spell storms. It was Storm Barney not Storm Barny!
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-19, 04:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,864
Posted By ecchi
Could not think of anything original for my...

Could not think of anything original for my Facebook humour page (https://www.facebook.com/Home-Grown-Laughter-1008510675867633/) so I extended one paragraph from my post on yesterday's thread of the...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-18, 03:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,944
Posted By ecchi
So how does this work?

In a few weeks time I hope to launch a new affiliate program (yep, the same one I said would start "in about a month", six months ago - I'm not good with deadlines). And looking at my advertising...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-18, 02:49 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,873
Posted By ecchi
Ecchi is wet again :( We had our second...

Ecchi is wet again :(

We had our second named storm today. Storm Barney. What sort of name is that for a storm? Storm names are supposed to fill us with fear and dread - make us scared of the...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-18, 04:33 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,864
Posted By ecchi
Apparently, today I will be filling in tax forms...

Apparently, today I will be filling in tax forms for the American IRS.

<rant>I'm British. I live and work in England. So why the fuck do I have to fill out American tax returns just because the...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-16, 03:23 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,864
Posted By ecchi
You know what I think would sell well on ex-NV...

You know what I think would sell well on ex-NV sites? I bet "science fiction novels based on a planet where women rule and men are slaves" would sell well. That is just my honest, unbiased opinion on...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-16, 03:20 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,864
Posted By ecchi
Still tidying up my jokes website...

Still tidying up my jokes website (http://www.homegrownlaughter.com/) to sell advertising on it. And also working on my jokes Facebook page...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-16, 02:57 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,179
Posted By ecchi
When I was a kid, my grandmother taught me a...

When I was a kid, my grandmother taught me a prayer: "Oh Lord, please help me to think before I open my big mouth." When I ditched my religious devotion, I should have at least kept that prayer:
...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-14, 01:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,001
Posted By ecchi
We have had amazingly good Fall weather this year...

We have had amazingly good Fall weather this year (possibly to make up for a shitty Summer). A few days ago was the warmest November day on record (or so they tell me). I do know that I had...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-13, 03:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 10,479
Posted By ecchi
Really? And when your lawyer tells you it will...

Really? And when your lawyer tells you it will cost you ten to one hundred times what he owes you to sue, and if he wins, that much again in his costs. And if he looses, he can still declare bankrupt...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-13, 12:49 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 10,479
Posted By ecchi
A thought has crossed my mind. I don't know much...

A thought has crossed my mind. I don't know much about NV, but two things I do know are:

When things go wrong people will hang on forever hoping something will go right. I used to sell sites with...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-13, 12:05 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,823
Posted By ecchi
Spent all morning and some of the afternoon at...

Spent all morning and some of the afternoon at the hospital being checked out by various specialists, only to be told what I could have told them, over the 'phone!

Sorry Sir, you are slowly going...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-13, 04:12 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,367
Posted By ecchi
Amused at a news article I saw today: ...

Amused at a news article I saw today:

Everything I said in my second post is true. Children are allowed to gambol in "coin palaces" in England, and are encouraged in most by the addition of small...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-13, 03:34 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 10,479
Posted By ecchi
Because he's spent all your money on other things...

Because he's spent all your money on other things and now doesn't have any to give you!

Whether this is because running NV cost more than he budgeted for, and is loosing money, or whether it is...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-13, 03:21 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,362
Posted By ecchi
Considering my post a few days ago about my...

Considering my post a few days ago about my friend's German made oven, I'm now beginning to worry about a news report that says developing an "unsuitable" sense of humour is the first sign that you...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-12, 04:31 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,216
Posted By ecchi
Sorry to hear about your step daughter and about...

Sorry to hear about your step daughter and about Pip. My sympathies to them and you.

If it is any help, let me pass on what I have been told about the matter:

Kidney transplants are a routine...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-10, 03:52 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,563
Posted By ecchi
Talking Porn Scene Edited Out Of Star Trek TOS

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=2617&stc=1&d=1447188703
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-10, 03:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,839
Posted By ecchi
P.S. If you go a long way back in my ancestry you...

P.S. If you go a long way back in my ancestry you will find both Jewish and German blood. So I'm allowed to make that joke. But if any of you had said it, it would have been racist and in bad taste!...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-10, 03:10 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,839
Posted By ecchi
A friend bought a new oven the other day, and...

A friend bought a new oven the other day, and reading the instructions he discovered it is a Jewish oven. Seriously! It has settings designed to get round the religious law that strict Jews observe...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-09, 04:08 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 6,122
Posted By ecchi
Today I have been mostly changing my sig - trying...

Today I have been mostly changing my sig - trying to get you lot to help make me rich! :)
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-09, 04:05 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,367
Posted By ecchi
Actually ignore what I just said about gambolling...

Actually ignore what I just said about gambolling being not only for adults. If you think advertising gambolling on adult sites is OK because gambolling is an "adults only" thing and non-porn adult...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-11-09, 03:56 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,688
Posted By ecchi
I spent most of last summer bitching about the...

I spent most of last summer bitching about the weather but it cannot have been as bad as I thought because I just got my electricity bill, and it was less than half what I expected. (Result!)

...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-11-09, 02:43 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,685
Posted By ecchi
Welcome Andy. |cheers|

Welcome Andy. |cheers|
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