Friday November 13th (aka DUH! Friday The 13th!)

ecchi · 2015-11-13, 12:05 PM

Spent all morning and some of the afternoon at the hospital being checked out by various specialists, only to be told what I could have told them, over the 'phone!

Sorry Sir, you are slowly going blind.
Yes I knew that already.
Yes, but it is getting worse.
I know that too, I have to look through these eyes remember!
And I'm afraid one of your eyes had had another hemorrhage.
And you thought I hadn't noticed that???? Hard to miss when blood stars spurting into your eyeball!
There is some residue still in the eye.
Yeah, I also could not miss the fact that there are swirly black blobs swimming around in my vision all the time, or did you think I would assume I'd spent the last few months in a goth disco?
So I'm afraid we are going to have to operate with the lazer again.
Bloody well hope so! I'd like to go on seeing stuff for as long as possible!
This means you will have to come in so we can operate.
Oh, really? And there was me thinking you would follow me round London with the lazer cannon and burn out parts of my eyes while I was walking the puppy!!!!!

Could have saved a whole morning simply by 'phoning them up and saying "My eyes are getting worse, I've had another hemorrhage, I need to book an appointment to be shot in the face with your lazer cannon again." But oh no, I'm not a doctor, they want someone qualified to look at me first.

Huh, I got Google, what else do you need to diagnose medical problems?

2015-11-13, 12:05 PM	#4
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Spent all morning and some of the afternoon at the hospital being checked out by various specialists, only to be told what I could have told *them*, over the 'phone! Sorry Sir, you are slowly going blind. Yes I knew that already. Yes, but it is getting worse. I know that too, I have to look through these eyes remember! And I'm afraid one of your eyes had had another hemorrhage. And you thought I hadn't noticed that???? Hard to miss when blood stars spurting into your eyeball! There is some residue still in the eye. Yeah, I also could not miss the fact that there are swirly black blobs swimming around in my vision all the time, or did you think I would assume I'd spent the last few months in a goth disco? So I'm afraid we are going to have to operate with the lazer again. Bloody well hope so! I'd like to go on seeing stuff for as long as possible! This means you will have to come in so we can operate. Oh, really? And there was me thinking you would follow me round London with the lazer cannon and burn out parts of my eyes while I was walking the puppy!!!!! Could have saved a whole morning simply by 'phoning them up and saying "My eyes are getting worse, I've had another hemorrhage, I need to book an appointment to be shot in the face with your lazer cannon again." But oh no, I'm not a doctor, they want someone qualified to look at me first. Huh, I got Google, what else do you need to diagnose medical problems?