Possible female responses to this thread
1. Be horribly offended by Useless Warrior's humor and rant against it
2. Try and come up with similarly witty and humorous list about how hopeless men are in bed
3. Hint that UW thinks he has a dick like this:
http://sexsites4women.com/blondegayguy2.jpg
4. Ignore the thread and go back to work
