Men's sex habits explained

Ms Naughty · 2005-07-05, 08:59 PM

Possible female responses to this thread
1. Be horribly offended by Useless Warrior's humor and rant against it
2. Try and come up with similarly witty and humorous list about how hopeless men are in bed
3. Hint that UW thinks he has a dick like this:
http://sexsites4women.com/blondegayguy2.jpg
4. Ignore the thread and go back to work

amber438 · 2005-07-05, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

3. Hint that UW thinks he has a dick like this:
http://sexsites4women.com/blondegayguy2.jpg

You know..I am a deprived child..
At this point in my life, I don't mind saying I've been around the block once or twice..but I NEVER SAW A DICK LIKE THAT..Photoshop does wonders it's true..
But, in the abstract chance that there might just exist one out there like that, I'd have to say it would be a hell of a man or woman to take that all in..Because it hurts me just to look at it thinking about it.

And now I will go back to work..

BTW..UW, .. |blowkiss|

MorganGrayson · 2005-07-05, 10:22 PM

I may or may not have had some pithy comeback to Useless' post...but I clicked on the .jpg and now for the life of me, I can't remember what I was going to say.

Useless · 2005-07-05, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I may or may not have had some pithy comeback to Useless' post...but I clicked on the .jpg and now for the life of me, I can't remember what I was going to say.

I'm right there with you. I'm speechless. |ohhhhh|

Chop Smith · 2005-07-05, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm speechless.

Not possible.

SirMoby · 2005-07-06, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber438

You know..I am a deprived child..
At this point in my life, I don't mind saying I've been around the block once or twice..but I NEVER SAW A DICK LIKE THAT..Photoshop does wonders it's true..
But, in the abstract chance that there might just exist one out there like that, I'd have to say it would be a hell of a man or woman to take that all in..Because it hurts me just to look at it thinking about it.

And now I will go back to work..

BTW..UW, .. |blowkiss|

I used to work on a pony farm and you'd see cocks like that all the time.

2005-07-05, 08:59 PM	#1
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	Possible female responses to this thread 1. Be horribly offended by Useless Warrior's humor and rant against it 2. Try and come up with similarly witty and humorous list about how hopeless men are in bed 3. Hint that UW thinks he has a dick like this: http://sexsites4women.com/blondegayguy2.jpg 4. Ignore the thread and go back to work __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2005-07-05, 10:22 PM	#3
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